How to Handle an Awkward Family Discussion

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Reader Comments (42)

Where do you live? Bellevue, WA

Would you attend a book signing by me? Sure!

April 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

I live in Phoenix, AZ and I would love to come to a book signing. I may not be too keen on you signing my kindle, but I'd figure something out...

April 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

Berkeley CA,

Heck yeah!

April 3, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermoops

I live in Beckley WV and I'd love to attend a book signing but I'm very agoraphobic. There's you a new super hero, Agoraphobic Man. You go on without me Rocket Hat, I'll make sure no one breaks into the Rocket Lair. I'd love to save the world but there's just so damn much of it.

April 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterScott_T


yes, and i'd gather as many people as possible to join me!

April 3, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterhikaru

Near Washington, DC

I would totally go to a book signing!

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHiroshi

Live in Auburn, AL

Sure! You'd have to sign my kindle edition somehow though...

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterchumley67

This is truly one of the greatest B.I. strips ever. Except for the probable minor side effect of nightmares about Jack Palance.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

Michelle has hit on the fatal flaw of the whole "ebook" concept...

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSnails

Exeter, Devon.

... UK

Yes, absolutely, especially if it meant you were coming to Britain.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRowan Baker

San Jose, California, and heck yes!

Also, Jack Palance is a scary, scary man.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

My mom has a thing for the Matthew McConnaughay. McOnahay? Mcconnuhey? That dude with the southern accent. And the Rock. Pretty much any guy with abs who spend most of his screentime shirtless. It's...considerably less awkward than your mom's obsession. I feel like I got a bonus lesson in perspective.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenteraSimplerSimon

Surrey, North Dakota

That sounds like the absolute worst of all possible "Birds and Bees" talks I can think of.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSerne

Will you sign my head if I shave it bald and trim my beard down to a goatee?

Also: if I wear a black t-shirt? ;D

Note from Scott: Sure. I'd be even more inclined to do so if you shave your scalp hair into the shape of a goatee.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

This cartoon has a disturbing ring of truth about it.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered Commentercsrster

I live in Ocean, NJ (near Asbury Park)
Yes, I would go to a book signing.

(I mention Asbury Park because there is a Comic Book Convention there next weekend)

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFrank

Baltimore, MD and yes.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTim

Where do I live? Amarillo, TX - bottom center of the 2014 Dust Bowl.
Would I attend your book signing? Sure - but I'm not shaving my scalp hair into the shape of a goatee.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterGreenEgg

That ain't right...

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMammy Nun

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Your signature would bright a dark world with its magnificence.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDex

Where do I live? Chicago Suburbia, IL
Would I attend a book signing? Sure, why not?

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterS.E.

Where do you live? North Alabama

Would you attend a book signing by me? Sure! Birmingham or Nashville?

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

Boulder, Colorado

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterjason

Maine, and yes.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterErik

Buffalo, NY, and of course I'd come!

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDevin

Oh dear. I've heard some bad Talks, but that is one of the worst. Also, Michigan, and yes.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRachael

I'm from Steamboat Springs, CO and I'd totally attend a book signing... if it were close enough. I'm in the middle of freaking nowhere.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterthestashattacked

All I can see now is Jack Palance doing one handed pushups at the Oscars. At least my mom is not underneath him.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFlem

Houston, Texas
Sure, I would love to go to a book signing. (or a kindle ebook receipt signing)

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRasmus

I live in Austin TX and heck ya, I'd come to a book signing by you!

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Kirkpatrick

So do you draw funny situations and then invent instructions to fit, or do you take instructions that are too depressing to think about and find a way to make them funny so we can cope with life better?

For the entry questions: Salt Lake City, UT, and yes.

Note from Scott: it can be either, but most often I come up with the situation first then make the instructions fit.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterginger

I live in Port St. Lucie FL and I'd definitely attend a signing. Shoot, it would even be worth buying a paper book to have it signed!

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCraash420

Could be worse. Try explaining the birds and the bees using Pokemon.

I live in Seattle, WA

I would totally attend a signing if it was in town when I was also in town.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPhil Foglio

Live in Nashua, NH.
If it is conveniently located and fits into my schedule, sure -- especially if you carry the knowledge stick ("you will learn").

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBob

Jack Palance once hosted a reality show with his daughter. I found him creepy and his daughter....creepily attractive. So I get where your mom's coming from, I guess.

I do give him credit for one of the Academy Awards' greatest moments:

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJustRuss

Upstate NY. I'll just throw my hat into the Buffalo ring... Or NYC! Always good.
...gonna feel REALLY bad if I can't make it for any reason though so give us lots of warning. :)

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRae

Oakland California and hell yes! Visit anywhere in the SF Bay area and I'll be there (but Oakland still loves it's smaller local bookstores and businesses)

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterShanti

Third panel.
Last line.
I'll be laughing tomorrow morning when I wake up and remember that.

April 4, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDee

Mumbai, India.

And yes, I'll show up. In a Rocket Hat costume. With the moon-manacles on.

April 5, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVasu

Maybe if men stopped needing to see their mothers as asexual, virginal beings they would have an easier time dealing with women's sexuality in general?

April 5, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLEH
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