How to Register a Complaint

You can still enter to win a signed copy of the new edition of Off to Be the Wizard (Magic 2.0). In addition to that book, the prize package will also include the Basic Instructions 2014 Box Calendar, and a signed copy of a book by a different author. This week, the bonus book is The Death and Life of Sherlock Holmes by Grace Best-Page

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Reader Comments (69)

I live in Shreveport, LA. Yes!

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterkwise

Provo, Utah. Yes.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSteve M.

Heck, I never win. But Amazon had the kindle edition for $4.99, so I'll play. If it's as good as BI, I can't lose.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNoelhx

I loved the line about "sleepy logic".

Also, I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and would definitely want to come to a book signing. But I really doubt you would come down here. Even though we have about the same population as Denver, almost nobody interesting or famous visits.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

I live in Livermore, CA

Yes, I would attend a book signing!

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJake W

I live in central NJ, and I am unlikely to attend a book signing.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLarry Lennhoff

Plant City, Fl

Of course I'd attend.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew

Minneapolis, MN reporting in!

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMichael

Quincy, MA and I probably would not. I really really hate crowds.

Also, I LOLed when I saw the "needs of the many" bit. Very good ending.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMindsword

I live near Madison, WI, and of course! I would even drag my kids along.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterchristine

"Let's say both."
-deep chuckle while recognizing myself. Thanks!

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBeniy

I live near Sandusky, Ohio and would definitely attend if you were closer than Toledo or Cleveland.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRed

I'd like to register a complaint (firmly, yet politely): in the second panel, "decide who you should complain to" should be "decide whom you should complain to," or better yet, "decide to whom you should complain."

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVirtual Particle

I line in Los Angeles and I would only come if the lines were short. Maybe you could offer FastPass service?

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

Norwell, Mass. And of course I would!

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDoctor Calamity

Austin, TX, and yes.

Also, my first thought when I read the first panel was that the construction crew probably had to work at night to avoid shutting the highway down during rush hour. They're doing exactly that in my neighborhood.

Sleepy Missy looks funny. The hair and chin don't look right to me.

April 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMark

I live in Macomb, Michigan, and I would for sure come to a book signing

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLilacGirl8

"Let's say both."

Possibly my favorite BI punch line of all time!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDan

Honolulu, Hawaii and yes I would attend a book signing... but even if only a few people came, wouldn't you want to come here?

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenternobody_special

Currently living in Tucson, AZ. Wolves would not keep me away from a book signing; I love such things!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterinfinity+1

I live in Jacksonville, FL, and I would definitely show up!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLuke

I might attend a book signing here in Spokane, WA, but I'd be much more likely to attend your booth if you came to a con. :)

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMatt Nelson

I live in Wautoma WI.

While it is almost impossible to imagine you coming here, I would go to a signing in one of the larger cities around.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAllan

I live in Lancaster, Ohio and work in Columbus, Ohio

I would definitely attend!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJimmy

Hey Scott, Columbus Georgia (in which I live) needs you. If you came here I would totally see you.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBen

I live just across the river from DC, and I'd love to attend a book signing. It's a shame that there isn't ebook-signing, but if I heard of a wild Scott appearing near me, I'd buy paper just to get him to ink it.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTwelveBaud

I live in Pittsburgh, and depending on schedule would attend a book signing. It would be my first!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPegkitty

I live in Rochester NY and I'm getting more and more excited about the prospect of a book signing.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

Palmyra, PA

I'd attend only if Missy is there to control you. Safety first!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMark

I live in Madison, WI, and I would attend a book signing.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMolly

Birmingham, MI...sign my book

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterscott

perth, west australia. i would love to but its a bloody long way away!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertravito

Where do you live? Flint, Michigan

Would you attend a book signing by me? Yes, it would be great fun!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPipeTobacco

I live in Lexington, NC. I would definitely attend

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDavid

Portland, OR, and yes I would, assuming you came to the legendary Powell's downtown store. C'mon, can make a trip to visit your old neighborhood while you're up this way.

Wait...forget I said that last part.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJon

"Let's say both." Love it!

Macungie, PA. Yes, if I could make the time work with my schedule.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBig Al

Waco, Texas; yes.
Also, I didn't sign up through facebook because I didn't trust Rafflecopter with my friends list.
Also, best laugh I've had in a while at panel 4!

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBabyDoc

Oklahoma, and sure. You seem like a fun guy, and I like your book.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMark

Bremerton, WA
Yes, I would absolutely attend a book signing.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

I live in Bellingham, WA. I would attend a book signing if it were at a convenient time for me.

April 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterORione
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