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The 2012 Basic Instructions Desk Calendar is available now directly from the publisher.

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It is 150 pages, with a special full-color section, full of weird surprises.

119 more pages of sarcasm, more insults, and more unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own more shaky scrawl.

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119 pages of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own shaky scrawl.

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248 pages! That's a whole lot of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed TWICE by the author in his own shaky scrawl. Compare the scrawls side by side! Could his handwriting be getting worse?

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No, it's not cheap, but let's be clear about what you're getting. This is not just some jpg file I'm e-mailing to a disinterested third person so they can slap it into the cheapest frame at officeMax and mail to you in an envelope. You specify what comic you want, ANY Basic Instructions on the site. I will personally oversee it's printing on acid free-paper, sign it, and have it custom framed. The $250 also includes shipping anywhere in the continental U.S..

The finished product is 13 inches square. The default color scheme is a brushed metal frame with a black mat, but a black frame with a white mat can be made available upon request.

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