How to Share an Innovative Idea

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Precisely

July 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDan

I originally read that as "Vampires" and thought maybe they only played night games, or something.

July 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Every country must have their own sleep inducing Hit Ball With Stick fest. What Scott suggests is heresy to baseball and cricket lovers everywhere. He should be sentenced to 12 hours of non stop baseball watching as punishment.

July 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTony

Blasphemy... Yankees vs. Red Sox last night - it doesn't get any better than that.

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHanover Fiste

So, Tony, you're suggesting he watch an average baseball game?

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSavageMonkeys

Something's amiss here. Ah, it's Rick getting all the winning lines. Has having his own website gone to his head?

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDavid

Now this is a good idea. I know nothing about baseball other than it involves hitting balls with a baseball bat, and the harder you hit balls the more points you get (a very violent game), but it sounds like the idea would be a good one.

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJerden

For uniforms, the Umpires should go with a vintage look, like the gentleman on the right in this photo.

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterChris Caldwell

Wassa umpire? is that like a judge? It sounds like a judge.

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterwickedragon

You'd make him sit through one entire game, Tony? You fiend! You fiendish fiend!

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterthepopeofatheism

George Carlin had some innovative ways to speed up baseball. 1) One swing. Strike one, YOU'RE OUT! 2) Pitcher hits batter - batter's out! 3) Randomly placed landmines in the outfield. "There's Marshall settling under the ball.." BaBOOM!!!

July 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTheKFV

The thought occurs that Scott might have made a very good attorney.

July 23, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

Call the team the Offermans. They never drop their bats!
What? I shoulda said the Marichals?

July 23, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAvery Greynold

It's not just a coincidence that "umpires" has the exact same letters as "impure" except for the "s", because "impures" is not strictly speaking a word.

July 27, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNeil Ferguson

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