How to React When You are Being Patronized

No, I am not using my Amazon Affiliate links (USUKCanada) to send you to look at fart scented candles. The fact that it's an option makes me sad.

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Reader Comments (22)

Good to see the Pibb series continuing.

April 24, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSoul of Wit

Aromas from

April 24, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEd

It sucks that you have to link to 3 different Amazons. It occurs to me if you know someone with (or know some) web-fu skills you might be able to slip in a little script that checks IPs and gives people the right link for their region.

April 24, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJerodast

Sweet!! I am always looking for new ways to make people sick.

April 24, 2012 | Unregistered Commentergreg

Full disclosure; I didn't think this comic was funny. But seeing as I thought your last... every other comic you've made was funny, I can forgive you. THIS TIME.

I totally clicked to see if you were telling the truth.

April 24, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbaardvark

But men and women need separate drinks, right? Dr Pepper Ten for men and Mrs. Pibb for women

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterwqr

I was reminded of the Shitandle:

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Candles for men, what a great idea! Check out (It is not my company, but it was started by a kid I know.)

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterScraper

My web-fu skills are not up to par, but I wanted to point out that some websites think I'm in Japan when I am using my mobile browser.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJaime

You could link to something like this:

It's a more pleasant product, but its name is appropriate.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIrene

I like that the notes below the comic are almost a continuation of the comic.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBeardo

I will be laughing at panel 3 for days.

This comic needs to re-run in mid-November. You know, for the holiday season.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterC1-NRB

Clearly, that should be Ms. Pibb.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRich

i love the 'oh my god, what am i smelling pose', but i think it might be the same as the china/ bermuda shot glass pose. Very Clever reuse of art, my hats off to you sir

(where is the candle in panel 4?)

(thanks for fixing the iphone app)


April 25, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterirrogical

This comic reminds me of Dr. Pepper 10, that new (and wildly unsuccessful) diet soda that they're targeting at men. Only, they're not so much targeting it at men as they're trying to alienate women. The tagline of the commercial is "It's not for women." Diet Soda. That's not for women.

Whatever you say, Dr. Pepper. You're the doctor.

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered Commentertoxikhiro

"Scented candle Scott" is my favorite expression so far. Also I see this comic sunk has so low as to make fart jokes. Keep up the good work. :)

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterdanny

So... how do you react when being patronized?

April 25, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterlerk

I am reminded of rule 43

April 26, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterkschobert

Nonsense! There is no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb!

April 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterK7

Well, I know what I'm getting all my friends for Christmas.

April 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJosh


They *are* real!

May 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatt
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