I'd email this to my mother, who has made some exquisite gaffes in her time...but then I'd have to explain it, which would result in frosty silence and a demand to know "why do you think that's funny?"
Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.
...of course, here in Colorado, beefmeat balls are known as mountain oysters, but you have to be careful when ordering because that can also refer to sheepmeat balls.
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Mmmm... beefmeat balls.
Your comics are pretty funny but this one had my ribs in pain from laughter. Bravo!
Almost as good as a Tunaflesh sandwich...
Terribly dirty sounding conversation...
Why did Scott care if Rick offended the chef?
Bag Wag Sing!!! BAG WAG SING!!!
The funniest one in a while
I'd email this to my mother, who has made some exquisite gaffes in her time...but then I'd have to explain it, which would result in frosty silence and a demand to know "why do you think that's funny?"
Just curious: Were Chef's beefmeat balls salty and black?
For you to be paying hard earned money to prevent beefmeat ball mayhem happening to that friend of yours sounds WAY out of character.
If there's a just and merciful god, he would allow this comic to be based in some way on true events.
I shudder to think of the sauce being prepared.
This genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried.
Absolutely.... Best.... Ever...!
Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.
This is soooo 8th grade. I love it.
Sometimes I'm the most annoying perfectionist stickler, but in panel two I'd replace typo with
"yeah, that was your first mistake".
That waiter gets offended easily. :-P
Thanks Scott I needed that, wonderful work.
this one got me caught laughing with the office door open, great work!
...of course, here in Colorado, beefmeat balls are known as mountain oysters, but you have to be careful when ordering because that can also refer to sheepmeat balls.
Rick has sunk to a new low... And taken you with him.
If this is at all based on a real situation, I would never go back to that place to eat.
Scott, I was only on the 2nd panel and I already busted out laughing. You are brilliant.
i think this is by far the funniest basic instructions ever. i was actually crying with laughter
So Scott, another one of those "real life" situations?