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Mar252009

How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk

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Reader Comments (55)

Another case of violins inherits the system ...no, wait, that's not right ...start again!

hang on, how can you tell which of you ate the hottest wing? will you each taste a bit?

March 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwhiterabbit11

I must say, the dialogue in the first panel totally made my day.

March 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoel D

JAZZHANDS!

March 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMister Atlas

Violence fights are the best kind.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

Remeber, knowing is half the battle... the other half is violence

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

teh, irony, teh genious!
it's great

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermartin

Pleaseohpleaseohplease a t-shirt that says "Beware the jazz hands...of fury!" I would never take it off.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLolaBaby

Awesome. I have a feeling I will be reenacting the first frame when I am challenged to such combat. Thank you for arming me with such powerful words.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersmackofham

Hoo-man! I never laughed so hard... "Fosse Fu," "Jazz hands" (of fury!)...LOL, this strip is one singular sensation, I tell you. Spot on, Scott!

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterI am Tubby, yes.

When I saw the title in my feed I thought it said "pre-flight" so I was expecting something entirely different. Although I'm sure Jazz Hands of Fury would've shown up anyway. Because all roads lead there eventually.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCortJstr

Awesome, this is exactly the sort of brilliant humor that keeps me coming back ;)

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRev Matt

HA! Avid reader and first time poster... couldn't help it, this one is freaking hilarious!

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWrthofnino

Well done sir. You had me at Jazz Hands.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterB1

couldn't there have actually been just a little violence, maybe a slap or spit in the face?

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJames Yeamans

you can't be serious... this is Scott and Rick we're talking about!

Scott, EXCELLENT comic! And the comments keep me laughing too. Love it. Absolutely love it.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBI Fan

I second that!

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBI Fan

Maybe they'll have different hot sauces to add to the wings. Too late now, but if I'd been asked ahead of time I would have suggested making whoever eats the most hot wings without taking a drink. This could be interesting as I could see Scott coating a wing in 3am reserve just to win and causing permanent damage.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHari

This is NOT a web comic. If the text takes up more space than the images, then it is an article with pictures.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGarth Algar

[...] Scott Meyer’s Basic Instructions is bloody good this [...]

maybe scott could have done the tap solo of terror?

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwhiterabbit11

yes, jazz hands t-shirt, i'd buy.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchet

Great as usual. One thing: it's "whom I will have sent...", noi "who...". Just sayin'...

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYA

You should try real buffalo wings.

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterisiah

This is the first time I've ever felt compelled to make a comment on a webcomic, but this one was great. I also believe it's the first time a webcomic has had me physically laughing. Nice work.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDD

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