How to Wring All of the Meaning Out of an Old Saying

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Reader Comments (18)

It took Rick that long to realize he shouldn't tell you his problems?

March 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIsaac

Nice! Brought a smile to my face

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChels

And in the end the love you make is equal to the love you take .... hmmmm .... sounds better with George Martin production values in the background.

I always like to go with " know that i would be untrue, you know that i would be a liar, if i was to say to you i didn't set your house on fire...if you love somebody why not set them on fire?" Does anyone wonder about the historical context or the author's intent on that one?

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

You know, I just can't get no satisfaction out of this strip. I've tried, and I've tried, and I've tried and I've tried.

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterI am Tubby, yes.

His main problem is that he is wearing shorts that are too short.

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRoger

seems to me like that's a bonus for Scott! now if only he could wring all of the meaning out of an old saying for his boss, the Mullet Man...

oh, and Jiggly? here's a tune for you: "Do you know the Mullet Man, the Mullet Man, the Mullet Man?"

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBI Fan

If the Stones always got what they want, then why can't they get no satisfaction. And how come everything isn't painted black?

Not personally, no...but I think he used to hang around the boys locker room when I was in high was traumatic.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

In answer to the painted black part pride parades? Just a thought.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

It may or may not be the case that you can't always get what you want, but it is definitely the case that all the cops in the donut shop say "way-o way-o".
Go figure.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDan

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four-eyes doesn't get it:
The dude said, "you MIGHT FIND that you CAN GET what you need,"
NOT, "you WILL FIND that you MIGHT GET what you need."

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdrian

I always thought that line was from the Grateful Dead.... am I wrong?

I just looked it up. I am wrong.

May 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFred

Look, I understand too little too late. I know there are you things you say or do that you can never take back. But what would you be if you didn't even try? You have to try. So after a lot of thought, I'd like to reconsider. Please......... make it a.... CHEESE burger.

November 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Linz

Scott should have added "Then my work is done" in the final panel.

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrorschak

Baldies last comment in frame four should be "mission accomplished" - adds another level of humor.

March 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCat Person

Thanks da linz for listening to my music. i have a fan

November 25, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterlyle lovett

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