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praise be to zardoz
so do you really look like you're yawning when you try to sound scary?
Dude, santa is scary. He breaks into your house and eats your food, and his reigndeer poo on your lawn.
why is it that no one commented on the irony of Mullet boss wearing that outfit and thinking that someone ELSE is scary.
THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL.
Dressing up as Santa has to be the best halloween costume idea ever.
OH god, I can't stop laughing out loud, I'm going to get fired.
"Heeeeellllooooo Jerry!" "Helllloooooooo George!"
Is the boss dressed as that character played by Sean Connery? Forget his name, but DC did a spoof of him with Power Girl recently.
Oh God, I think you might be right! One of the most awkward costumes out there, he also looks a bit like He-Man.
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
I love the Zardoz reference!
Mullet boss is surprisingly buff.
And the hair cream must not have worked, as there's no excess hair on the love handles...
This made me laugh a lot, but only because last halloween I DID dress as santa. Admitadly it was a "dead santa" with fake blood everywhere. Got lots of attention though, and lots of girls sat in my lap telling santa what they wanted :p
I could not stop laughing at work, I nearly asphyxiated!
Amazingly funny, especially panel 3, you are awesome Scott :)
Has anyone else noticed that the santa in panel four likes like a zombie?Maybe its just me and my zombie santa fantasy....
Josh, he looks undead due to the horror of Mulletboss dressing as Sean Connery's character in Zardos.
You would too, if it were your boss trying it.
@ Josh.... read the book "The Stupidest Angel". Profanity, zaniness, zombies and Christmas Horror. Man, that is a real feel-good holiday book!
@izzy_wolfe_13 Santa parks on the roof, doesn't he? The poo must've rolled off onto your lawn. I'll tell you, it's way easier cleaning up after Santa's reigndeer if the poo is found on the lawn.
Very happy to see a Zardoz reference and also to see other people getting it. I knew this comic was classy. Praise, also, be unto you for recognizing that many times fake "scary" voices are very, very close to "Santa" voices. I heard one the other day where someone on the radio was playing an evil overlord, and it sounded just like Santa.
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