How to Make Yourself Spooky

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Reader Comments (23)

praise be to zardoz

December 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrad

so do you really look like you're yawning when you try to sound scary?

January 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjiggly mcsickfingers

Dude, santa is scary. He breaks into your house and eats your food, and his reigndeer poo on your lawn.

January 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterizzy_wolfe_13

why is it that no one commented on the irony of Mullet boss wearing that outfit and thinking that someone ELSE is scary.

August 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKMayi


August 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterenkefahn


November 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlicia

Dressing up as Santa has to be the best halloween costume idea ever.

April 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterroot.mean

OH god, I can't stop laughing out loud, I'm going to get fired.

April 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGus

"Heeeeellllooooo Jerry!" "Helllloooooooo George!"

April 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFopenplop

Is the boss dressed as that character played by Sean Connery? Forget his name, but DC did a spoof of him with Power Girl recently.

July 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThatJeff


Oh God, I think you might be right! One of the most awkward costumes out there, he also looks a bit like He-Man.

July 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBloomfeather

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

August 13, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjrobinson

I love the Zardoz reference!

August 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBhu

Mullet boss is surprisingly buff.

September 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShiny

And the hair cream must not have worked, as there's no excess hair on the love handles...

September 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSpider-Bat

This made me laugh a lot, but only because last halloween I DID dress as santa. Admitadly it was a "dead santa" with fake blood everywhere. Got lots of attention though, and lots of girls sat in my lap telling santa what they wanted :p

November 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterOuzo

I could not stop laughing at work, I nearly asphyxiated!

Amazingly funny, especially panel 3, you are awesome Scott :)

November 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSetek

Has anyone else noticed that the santa in panel four likes like a zombie?
Maybe its just me and my zombie santa fantasy....

March 10, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJosh

Josh, he looks undead due to the horror of Mulletboss dressing as Sean Connery's character in Zardos.

You would too, if it were your boss trying it.

June 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCrystalBlaze

@ Josh.... read the book "The Stupidest Angel". Profanity, zaniness, zombies and Christmas Horror. Man, that is a real feel-good holiday book!

July 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDucks

OMG! Conan!!

September 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

Santa parks on the roof, doesn't he? The poo must've rolled off onto your lawn. I'll tell you, it's way easier cleaning up after Santa's reigndeer if the poo is found on the lawn.

January 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDéjà Vu

Very happy to see a Zardoz reference and also to see other people getting it. I knew this comic was classy. Praise, also, be unto you for recognizing that many times fake "scary" voices are very, very close to "Santa" voices. I heard one the other day where someone on the radio was playing an evil overlord, and it sounded just like Santa.

March 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRohvannyn
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