[...] read Basic Instructions regularly, and the most recent one is a bit too . . . familiar for comfort. Basic Instructions and XKCD are by far the best webcomics [...]
I just wanted to say...I love the expressions you use in your comics. I feel like you are pointing out fundamental truths about the universe this way.
that lady got pwned
Can't argue with it, since they both make a mess that shouldn't be possible for a human being...
I've been saying for years that babies are basically just drunk midgets that eventually get better. Well at least some of them do, some grow up to be drunk midgets too.