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Best third panel there will ever be.
my pickup truck is named Lardass McBackgammonboard...what a small world we live in!
Hey you're wearing your smoking robe in the funeral picture...maybe died from attempted smoking?
Huhuhu.I call my best friend Fatty McLardbutt.He's a manoerxic :3
I'm imagining myself laughing at a funeral.
Fred, I couldn't help but think of Graham Chapman's funeral. Link in website.
:O the fourth panel is taken from the one about you getting Ric to phone your cell phone at your funeral/taken from here and used there. Shocking!
Back when I was younger (and braver), whenever we had a group of friends to get together for dinner, I'd place the reservations under the name "Donner." When the hostess called, "Donner, party of ten," I'd answer "It's nine now; we got hungry waiting." The first one didn't get it, the second thought it was funny, and the third wasn't amused at all.
Staff Sergeant Legg Johnson, at your service, with his wife, maiden name Ayn L. Beads.
xkcd reference! nice! i never thought of actually using it though!
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