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your friends have some issues . . .
Take the sky box for yourself, then use it to nap.
Also, your company is so... dysfunctional I'm surprised they could afford something like that.
odd that my enemy list and friend list is nearly identical as well
"it seems that you are my best friend"
The offer of a place in the box seems very similar to the all too often had "cup of tea conversation" between me and my wife.I enter the room with a cup of tea.Wife: Oh, so I don't get a cup of tea when you make one for yourself?Me: Uhh... Wife: Didn't it even cross your mind?Me: Sorry, Do you want a cup of tea then?Wife: No, but it's nice to be asked.
So where does the similarity of both lists place Rick? That he is as much his worst enemy as his best friend？
Will all US readers know what a "sky box" is? A private compartment from which you can't necessarily see the game so well, but that isn't the point, you're there for the privilege?
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