Jenkins is not. He is a mastermind of one-uppery, espionage, getting chicks, and wearing a fake, stupid looking beard that covers up his handsome, woman-attracting visage.
Jenkins is Santa in disguised.
Frame 2: ALIEN-TENTACLE HANDS
@???Also, he can magically get glasses on his face between panels.
he has the glasses in his hand in panel one... duh
Except he has them in his hand in the first panel.
Wow, I didn't know Zach Galifianakis was so good at keeping his cool.
Jenkins is obviously George Lucas in disguise. By day, he's Jenkins. By night, he's FLANNELMAN!
Jenkins looks like Simon from Yogscast
Looks like Jenkins could contribute to these instructions:http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/8/how-to-deal-with-embarrassment.htmlUnless he was practicing a form of its last panel.