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Its about time someone knocked the pope down a few notches. Well done.
hahahaha...jeremy b., funnier than the divil, i tells ya! i'd pay really good money to see the pope get knocked down...come to think of it, i think i'd pay more to see him get knocked up.
I can relate to this. It's ridiculous how much time I waste rephrasing everything, even when all I'm writing is an internet post. And speaking as a Pope fan, the letter's still hilarious.
'Hola amigo!' That's funny.
lmao, i always feel awkward with the dear, even to a friend.
You make a convincing argument for birth control.
I love the letterhead logo: "With knowledge comes fear" awesome.
Grr..this one reminds me of a sore spot. I once had to write a request up in the military. Every single person who had to approve it going up the chain of command required me to re-write it to their specifications before approving it. The final one to approve it. (the Admiral in charge of the entire region) had me re-write it as well. Ironically his re-write was extremely similar to my original before everyone else made me change it several times...ARRGH!
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