How to Win a Game of Risk

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Reader Comments (24)

I need to bookmark this on my Ipod touch so the next round I play with mom I'll win!

December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChels

@Chels: Won't it be awkward watching porn with your mom?

December 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTim McCormack

Tim McCormack you made me laugh 10x more then this comic did

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

mom and son time to the EXTREME

February 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterredopz

No one cares that you have an Ipod Touch

March 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

Yeah, I don't really care.

March 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterREGGINald

lmao, henry wins

March 4, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlol

@redopz

that's just a manly looking daughter, actually.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBretttttt

Wouldn't Chels be a daughter?

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChase

I like how you don't understand the reply button.

March 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnon

I like how you are commenting on a post from last year. I also like how little anyone cares about your post.

March 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRawr

Rawr - You obviously care enough about it to comment it.

March 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnon2

......1st!!!

March 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon3

That _was_ the only thing missing from this very typical Internet discussion.

April 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStig

What kind of porn are you going to use to distract your MOTHER?!?!?!?!

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEmpressGeek

One that she starred in, of course!

June 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHighCharity

I like pizza and jam. ...But not at the same time.

August 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGord

I love this one. Every time my friends start playing Risk, I think of it. xD (lmao @ 2nd panel)

September 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterR.C.

Does any one else notice how much he looks like Kain form Tiberium Wars in this comic?

April 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFreezerBoy

Among my people, it's tradition to yell "MY Africa!" if at any point you capture Africa. It's from some anthropology book or something called My Africa, a phrase that of course takes on a subtly different meaning when you actually own continental Africa.

So anyway. Do you spend the entire game with your hands in the "steeple" position to unnerve your opponents? It's got to be hard to roll the dice, but it could work. . .

May 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenny Creed

I have found that taking Australia as your home base is more effective than taking South America. Since Australia can only be attacked via one route and it gives you easy access to Asia.

July 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGregory Bogosian

Gregory: However, then you have no escape route

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari

Scotty, you give me the realy true NEED to play Command & Conquer again! hahaha

look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_(Command_%26_Conquer)

it's you, Kane Meyer! hahaha

I never could finish that game in the 90's and my CDs are too old to work properly and now that Westwood made the game free, i'll try it again!

wow now i feel greedy lol

December 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

"That's sound strategic thinking."

Made me laugh so hard. XD

September 23, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNoriMori

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