Haahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

It's funny because it is true. I sell comics on the side at the flea market and I get these kinds of folks all the damn time. Only I can't flee! Well, a little, but they FOLLOW.

you could always pelt them with collectible tribbles...

Sisko was the best!!!!

You have it backwards. Trekkie is the preferred term.

Actually, at least how I learned it, Trekkie is the die-hard fans that dress up in costumes at conventions. Like the guy in the strip. Trekkers are more moderate. And yes, I am a trekkie, but this still made me laugh. Because it's true.

pleasant is spelled wrong, is that on purpose?

Two-by-fours solve so many problems, although personally I prefer hammers.

But... But...
SISKO _WAS_ THE BEST!
Anyway, great comic. But really, Sisko WAS the best.

Everybody knows Janeway was the best.

"Pleasent" is wrong. It's "pleasant."

His pips are on the wrong side in the fourth frame.

Trekker is for snobs, and Sisko WAS the best captain.

The Sisko method will only work as long as you do not look like Picard

But, for most of the series, Sisko was a commander, not a Captain. (This is my bid for the Dweebdom stakes.)

Trekkie is the classic and preferred term. Trekkers are snobs who like to think some Trekkies are better than others.

I love your comic! I have the archive bookmarked. :)

But... but but... He has no pointy ears, just silly human hair over them, so he appears to be a human... doing the Vulcan hand salute... and greeting you in Klingon? He should be dismissed without even bothering to stoop to the low, low "Sisko" tactic.