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someone found a comeback to "So are your pants" After someone says that to you, say, "They can be". The offending party will be digusted, and will leave
lol...now how do we get a comeback for that one?
Huh, never heard this one. For the past 2 years all I've heard is "Your mom- dot dot dot", but this is continued. An example; "Your pants look ugly" says person 1, "Your MOM's pants look ugly" says person 2, "Well your mom's FACE's pants ARE ugly" says 1, "Well your Grandma's face's pants are ugly, and she likes it" says 2. It'll go on and on until someone concedes, but I guess it's just an inside joke I have with about a hundred people...
We add in Chuck Norris' facial hair and the Mr. T's Bling Starter Set.
That's what she said!
... so's your face, that's what she said, thats what your mom said, who do you think "she" is?
Guys, guys. Don't fret no more. I've come to give you the Ultimate Reply. In jest or in war, in casual conversation or deadly debate, in knee-jerk reaction or modulated retort, even in response to itself to the n:th degree, the one line that always works is:
"You're just saying that to make friends."
My universal [nonsensical] comeback: "Fuck your beard!" Applies equally well in all situations.
@ Dave: I'll have to remember that one, sounds like it might confuse a few folks...especially if they are female...
My nonsensical comeback is to make a bunch of nonsensical sounds that makes the person assume I am completely insane and may bite them :D
my brother has come up with the most irritating response to insults. it's simple. it's diabolical. and i haven't been able to combat it effectively yet. no matter what i say to insult him he merely responds: "thank you."WTF do i say to thank you?
cherbear say your welcome
My usual comeback to a personal insult has always been "your mom never complained" learned it from my autoshop teacher in high school. best exchange ever:
Student: "Nolan, you're fat"
mr. nolan: "your mom never complained"
Student: "My mom would never be with a bald fatass like you"
mr. nolan: "That's no way to speak to your father"
Scott, you really look like the Basic Instructions guy?
I can see it now.
"So long, dude. I'll miss ya!"
"Yeah, so will your pants!"
Haha, this makes me think of two silly comebacks. The first was just a silly thing my friends did. Start with "Your mom!", the next person follows up with "Your mom's FACE!" and keep adding to it. It usually ended with something along the lines of "Yeah, well your mom's face's DOG went to Momface Community College!"
The second one is funnier because it's real and wasn't planned: My mother knew a guy in high school that responded to an insult with the following: "Yeah, well you're mom's a...um...Well, I'm not as bad as you, 'cause...uh...Well, shut up!"
A personal favorite of mine...
"...well you're argumentative."
can't be denied.
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