I was once invited to a Halloween party only hours before it started. I went to the closest shop, bought some hair gel, and got started. Shaved my beard so there was only a creepy moustache left. Showered. Slicked my hair back with gel so it stayed that way. Pulled on a white collar shirt and a black jeans. My costume was child molester.
I never felt more creepy in my whole life wearing that costume. And I honestly can't think of how to top that costume next.
October 22, 2006
Reader Comments (12)
you look like waldo
...There's Waldo.
i wanna be count Spockula this year. That would be awesome.
That is one weird film. Elton John as Pinball wizard?
You are not deaf, dumb nor blind enough to be a pinball wizard. Plus you never put up with cousin Kevin or your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm making a home made Werewolf Costume :3
Little hard, though =/
The transexuals in the audience shall go as scantily clad pinball wizard.
I was once invited to a Halloween party only hours before it started. I went to the closest shop, bought some hair gel, and got started.
Shaved my beard so there was only a creepy moustache left.
Showered.
Slicked my hair back with gel so it stayed that way.
Pulled on a white collar shirt and a black jeans.
My costume was child molester.
I never felt more creepy in my whole life wearing that costume. And I honestly can't think of how to top that costume next.
I once did my normal clothes, with a 3x5 card taped to my chest with the word "COSTUME" written on it.
Flourescent brown, ha!
I haven't gone trick-or-treating for years, and I've never been to a costume party.
I may have to change one of these facts so that I can go as Count Spockula.
my best friend once went to a party as sexy hitler.
male best friend.
very weird party.