How to Listen to Other People Talk About Their Vacation

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I understand the allure of fantasy camps where you pretend to be a professional ball player, but I think it would be even better to go to a camp where you pretend to be a team owner. You sleep in a 5-star hotel, spend the day in a plush office having well-dressed professionals suck up to you, then you go down to the ballpark, meet your favorite player, and threaten to fire him if he doesn’t win.

Note from Missy: It occurs to me that “shagging fly balls” could be a euphemism.

 

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