How to Be Patient — Basic Instructions

This comic was written right after Missy and I attended the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival for the first time. A major beer maker sponsored a half hour long tasting where you received your samples after a twenty-five-minute-long lecture about hops and water filtration. The result for me was that I sat there feeling hot and frustrated until the last minute, when I shot-gunned four small glasses of beer and fled back out into the park.

The Food and Wine festival is quite enjoyable. I miss it. Yeah, the portions are tiny and the prices are high, but where else can you have a meal made up of bratwurst, escargot, cheddar soup, and baklava.

Food and Wine was also the first place I ever saw a full-grown man vomit while sprinting.

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