How to Say No

“Let me put on a Speedo and ride you to Thailand” is one of the best things I ever came up with.

If you think about it, Omnipresent Man could transport any object from any place, to any place, instantly, for free. That’s actually a tremendous power. At the very least he’d be great at serving subpoenas.

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