How to Improve Yourself

I did have the Star Trek red alert klaxon as my ringtone, and I did get rid of it because it was too startling, but not because it only startled me. In the one day I used it I panicked my coworkers and several people on a downtown Seattle bus with it. I don’t know if it sounded too much like a real alarm of some sort, or if several generations have been conditioned to associate that sound with impending attack by Klingons, but either way, people found it nerve-wracking.

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