How to Drastically Change Your Appearance

One time I shaved my beard as a surprise for Missy.

Actually, my hand slipped and I took off part of my moustache. My options were to cut the other side the same way and tell people I was pioneering a new look (a goatee paired with a Hitler moustache), or just shave it all off and start over. I chose to shave it off.

Missy came home from work, took one look at me, and said, “Grow it back.”

Note from Missy: the facial hair rules were one of the worst parts of working for Disney. They allowed a mustache, and Scott tried that, but … most guys with just a mustache look like Swedish porn stars. So he spent five years bare-faced and Elmer Fuddish until Disney changed the rules and allowed beards. He had his facial hair back within a month.

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