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Just take a knife swing, and then he will be Profusely Bleeding Semi-Visible Naked Man
Yay! I love the ones with the Knifeketeer, but I love the ones with his enemies even better. (My favorite is still the Choker.)
You're still the laziest cartoonist ever, but the way you drew yourself in this comic is fantastic. Can we expect more of this? :-)
I never thought about this before, but... do you think that the Invisible Naked Man looks like Jenkins?
Is this mullet boss' super incarnation I don't see here?
I must have missed this one the first time around because it's hilarious
It's not lazy cartooning. Let me find my euphemism generator and I'll get back to you.
And H.G. Wells' original Invisible Man did have to go naked. The there was this emperor who had invisible clothes...
"Evidence of the world's laziest cartoonist?" For the win!
And I love that panel 3 is left to my imagination. Ewww!
Well, i guess we didn't see this coming....which is probably for the best.
All you have to do to defeat him is order a cappuchino. He'll get milk froth on his face, and be Mysterious Mobile Moustache Man.Of course, given that he has admitted to being overweight and naked, jogging briskly away or walking through patch of holly bushes would work too. Not the most frightening nemesis I've heard of.
Oddly, we never see this villain again.
"A hint"? Oh, sweetbabyjesus! Mind bleach, please.
"Plainly visible naked man" for the win.
Obviously, well replayed.
Wasn't the original invisible man naked too?
Knifeketeer, you're the KNIFEketeer. Just start stabbing. Say, "Well, I'm about to practice my knife work. It sure would be problematic if somebody vulnerable to knives was near me. I probably couldn't be held accountable for their murder. In fact, I've been slacking off lately. So I should probably randomly stab the air around me quite often for the forseeable future." Invisy would probably book it, and if not, you can just stab him.
Well, come to think of it, I suppose an invisible man wouldn't be too concerned about his appearance.
First he'd have to use his knives to put out his eyes. Then he could make the invisible naked man visible without having to look at him.
A true classic. :)
If I could have a super power, it would be to be invisible...Wait a minute; middle aged women ARE invisible...hmmmm......
The Knifeketeer can win this. All he has to do is swing his knives in a pendulum motion at about waist level. Invisible Naked Man will be defeated. I swear it.
Nothing is scarier than an angry, hairy, naked man chasing you.
I laughed like a drain. Thanks, I needed that.
Given how phobic guys get at the thought of seeing another man naked, I have to ask - How do you guys get dressed in the morning? With your eyes closed?
Oh wait - I've seen how some of you dress. Never mind! :-P
But here comes Friendly the Knife-Hound...
Or, Knifes puts away the boxing-glove knife and gets out the feather-duster knife... well, he probably doesn't have a feather-duster knife. Yet.
Ah, now I understand! Thanks, Dee. All the middle-aged women who should be in network shows in order for the demographics of those shows to make any sense are in fact there, but also invisible. And naked. Saves on the wardrobe budget.
@LEH: That isn't the sight of "another" man naked, now is it?
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