How to Turn an Enemy Into a Friend (rerun)

In today's Asking the Wrong Guy, Rick answeres the question everyone has wanted to ask: "Are you really the Emperer of the Moon?"

Thanks to everyone who has looked at Missy's new comic project!


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Reader Comments (20)

Stripper backgammon... Oh my.

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterK7

Wait, when did Rick grow his hair back out?

Or is it like a wig for Colonel Sanderian occasions such as this?

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDescriptor

mint juleps

possibly my favorite basic instructions quote

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterthomasgz

This is one of my all-time favorites. I love the angry client's reaction to being in an actual gentlemen's club.

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLummox JR

I would actually learn the rules of backgammon if strippers were indeed involved.

Sadly, strippers aren't into backgammon...

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew

Rick used to look different. Think "Moon Emperor", except with normal clothes.

September 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHorizon

HA. This one had me chuckling at the coffee shop. Loud enough that everyone started looking at me funny. That's when I cracked open a fresh case of "You eyeballing me?" Strangely that just made people eyeball me more.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSpatula of Doom

It's a wig. It gets used for the Emperer(sic) for the Moon role as well.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterjh

Panel 2 may be my favorite panel OF ALL TIME!

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFMA

I really like being able to access Asking The Wrong Guy by seeing a reminder on Basic Instructions and following the hyperlin directly from the comic. It makes it much easier to keep track of.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

Interesting. My company has now blocked Rick's website for some reason, citing a security risk. I didn't realize his advice was THAT BAD.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDrowlord

IT IS NOT A WIG. Ric used to have longer hair. All of the "Moon Emperor" and "Southern Gentleman" and anything-older-than-2012 copyrighted comics show him with longer hair. IT IS NOT A WIG! Check the (c) folks!

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBI Fan

Drowlord: Rick's site crashes my browser for some reason. That might be the problem. I've noticed other sites do this a lot ( being a big one) but I've never investigated in depth as to what the crashy sites have in common.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLummox JR

Did anyone else think for a moment that Rick wasnt wearing pants in panel 2? it was only at panel 3 I realized it was a smoking jacket :P

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKen

This is one of my favorites. Mint juleps, mmmm!

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJames Y.

"I would actually learn the rules of backgammon if strippers were indeed involved.

Sadly, strippers aren't into backgammon..." -- Matthew

Matthew, strippers might not be but I assure you, plenty of escorts would be.

September 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSean

The past couple of reruns have made me realize how well the mock-serious "instructions" used to hilariously complement the panels, and how (while I continue to enjoy reading BI) more recent installations have really neglected the "instructions" part of the strip. I feel as though lately I've been only reading the panels and skipping over the instructions. I think this older style is much better.

September 19, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew

I had to read panel 4 a few times to realize how




it is ;D

September 20, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

If you don't misrepresent yourself, you are being morally superior. But wait, we are taking of demonstrating, not being. Aw snap!

September 23, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterStupido Comics

Angry Customer Guy would rather do *absolutely anything* that involves strippers than act "gentlemanly" with Scott and Rick.

September 24, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMatt
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