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I favourite is, "You're my favourite fruit."
It's like a complement and an insult all in one.
Kind of like the time my boss accused me of being oppositional. At least he laughed when I replied, "No I'm not."
Of course his bigger mistake, as everyone else I work with, including his bosses, was trying to discipline someone who's oppositional. He got too used to everyone rolling over and accepting his crazy demands. As Bugs Bunny said, "You know, this means war!"
And yes, I'm still working there.
"If you want me to stop arguing, you need to stop being wrong."
Yeah, well, I was frozen today.
You could always opt for the standard fortune cookie addendum, and just respond with "...in bed."
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