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Hahah! I cannot think of anything to say, other than I am laughing!
Fantastic comic as always!
You said 'barely acceptable' now twice in 2 weeks (yes, I pay attention).However, your 8/20 comic may be the most subtle ever, so all is mostly forgiven.
I always approve of a poop joke from right field. Where did it come from, I don't know. But there it is.
Panel 3 provides a surprising truth. No matter how much corn, peanuts, and bubble gum you can identify with 100% certainty, yet it is still 100% poop. Apparently, when I poop sometimes I give it a 400% effort! I excel at pooping!
And Rick is becoming surprising perceptive. Perhaps he has hidden shallows.
Love your comics. Would you make a page that "introduces" all the characters?
Mmm... yes... *thoughtfully strokes beard* That poop joke did come out of nowhere, did it not?
Poop, there it is!
this comic is 100% pure! and healthy too!
"Natural" includes such things as Red-4 food dye made from the pulverized bodies of insects.
Missy just used her superpower in real life. There must be consequences.
Yes! A Previous Comic button! For that alone, I sent a donation.
I have to imagine that panels 3 & 4 are based on actual conversation.... :)
"Walmart: It's good enough for you."I lost it right there.
I would still like a nipple slip for Rick.
Hah. He wrote poop.
You forgot that Wal-Mart also runs with skeleton crews on each shift whenever possible to cut down on payroll and makes up for it by working the employees they do have like slave drivers.
Why yes, I'm just a bit bitter about my current job.
And the Judger's mission was born.
I like Mike B's idea of a page to introduce everyone. You could explain the real-life people they are based on.
Oooh! Make it look like the cards on the back of GI Joe's! Too geeky? Dang.
I have 2 of 3 dogs that eat the cats' poop. The third won't touch the stuff.
Years ago, there was an ad for Grape-Nuts that claimed "It's a fat-free natural energy source. Try it for a week!"
I always noted that uranium is also a fat-free natural energy source, and you won't catch me eating that.
Awesome. I was having computer issues, so I said screw it, I'm going to read comics instead! So glad I did.
The FDA has no definition for "natural". Also: to be technical, "organic" means 'made of carbon atoms'.
Everything is organic.
There's only one thing I enjoy more than intelligent discourse with friends over a drink and a meal:
Poop jokes. :D
Most excellent, Mr Meyer, most excellent.
Hey Matt, way to steal a George Carlin joke!
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