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Reader Comments (26)

Hahah! I cannot think of anything to say, other than I am laughing!

September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPipeTobacco

Fantastic comic as always!

September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatty

You said 'barely acceptable' now twice in 2 weeks (yes, I pay attention).
However, your 8/20 comic may be the most subtle ever, so all is mostly forgiven.

September 4, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterart thompson

I always approve of a poop joke from right field. Where did it come from, I don't know. But there it is.

September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew S.

Panel 3 provides a surprising truth. No matter how much corn, peanuts, and bubble gum you can identify with 100% certainty, yet it is still 100% poop. Apparently, when I poop sometimes I give it a 400% effort! I excel at pooping!

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTonyD


And Rick is becoming surprising perceptive. Perhaps he has hidden shallows.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPaddy

Love your comics. Would you make a page that "introduces" all the characters?

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMike B

Mmm... yes... *thoughtfully strokes beard* That poop joke did come out of nowhere, did it not?

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Poop, there it is!

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermarr

this comic is 100% pure! and healthy too!

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJammes yeamans

"Natural" includes such things as Red-4 food dye made from the pulverized bodies of insects.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTass237

Missy just used her superpower in real life. There must be consequences.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatt Silberstein

Yes! A Previous Comic button! For that alone, I sent a donation.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterYllaria

I have to imagine that panels 3 & 4 are based on actual conversation.... :)

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJen

"Walmart: It's good enough for you."
I lost it right there.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRoflface

I would still like a nipple slip for Rick.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersecondly

Hah. He wrote poop.

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

You forgot that Wal-Mart also runs with skeleton crews on each shift whenever possible to cut down on payroll and makes up for it by working the employees they do have like slave drivers.

Why yes, I'm just a bit bitter about my current job.

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRokas

And the Judger's mission was born.

I like Mike B's idea of a page to introduce everyone. You could explain the real-life people they are based on.

Oooh! Make it look like the cards on the back of GI Joe's! Too geeky? Dang.

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBill

I have 2 of 3 dogs that eat the cats' poop. The third won't touch the stuff.

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

Years ago, there was an ad for Grape-Nuts that claimed "It's a fat-free natural energy source. Try it for a week!"

I always noted that uranium is also a fat-free natural energy source, and you won't catch me eating that.

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Awesome. I was having computer issues, so I said screw it, I'm going to read comics instead! So glad I did.

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTrevor

The FDA has no definition for "natural". Also: to be technical, "organic" means 'made of carbon atoms'.

Everything is organic.


September 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

There's only one thing I enjoy more than intelligent discourse with friends over a drink and a meal:

Poop jokes. :D

Most excellent, Mr Meyer, most excellent.

September 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSimes

Hey Matt, way to steal a George Carlin joke!

September 25, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCuriousGeorge

One of my comedy goals is “poo jokes for intellectuals.”

December 9, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterFelicity
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