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"Not in your case" hehe
Off topic: who else here knew that the guy getting "learnt" in the avatar image of this site is the murderer of Scott's brother??
Note form Scott: Here's the comic he's refering to.
Absolutely brilliant. Another of my favorites :)
"That she's lucky to be married to me, yes" Pure gold mate
For some reason, I imagine that you sound like Sam from Sam & Max.
amazing. as always(first time posting)
Given the calibre of Jenkins, Rick, Mullet Boss and the other dudes in the BI universe, Missy should count her lucky stars that she's with you.
"You're my relationship rodeo clown"
Best line in this comic, which is full of great ones. Thanks Scott!
I couldn't say "great as always" because this one is waaaay better than usual, in that it transcends the boundaries of... well, Tijuana, and is one of the only ones that have made someone else from my family laugh. You should be proud.
Krags: Crap, now I can't unhear it. The question is, does that make Mullet Boss Max?
Excellent, thats one strip in mint condition.
I hope I never come across Jenkins in real life.
Devastating! I am creating a disturbance in the cubicle farm, laughing out loud!
Off topic: Any chance you could post a "Cast of Characters" page? A picture, name (if one has been assigned yet) and any other notes you feel might be relevant would be a great way to catch up some of the newbies.As always, another stellar comic. Thanks!
Awesome kudos of awesomeness for "Relationship Rodeo Clown," from one once dubbed "Mental Danger Canary" (for thinking thoughts noone else dared think).
I don't blame Jenkins. I'd hit on Athena, too.
Flirting is not the same as hitting on someone. When I had jobs that involved customer service I used to flirt a lot. Flirting is fun. Especially if you both know that nothing is going to come from it.
The ones that flirt when you tell them no are alright - you can always use them for grunt labor (they've been warned they won't be getting anything in return)It's the touchy-feely ones that need to be "learned".
Here's a way to virtually hit on Scott, even if you have a girlfriend, and are straight: use his Amazon Affiliate Links above when you buy stuff on Amazon! Especially if you're lucky enough to get to order stuff for work like me. $679.82 of purchases coming your way today, Scott.
Speaking of hitting on Scott: any coincidence that the acronym for his comic is BI? Makes you wonder...
Who should Scott sound like? Ideally Michael Weston (from the USA TV show Burn Notice). A sound I already associate with voice overs. But somehow I hear Sam Axe, (also from Burn Notice) instead.
Note from Scott: As Sam Axe is played by Bruce Campbell, that is one of the finest compliments I've ever received!
"...you're my (anything) rodeo clown" is an expression that should be made common in the English language.Brilliant and funny, once again!
BI should have a character popularity poll. Scotts not afraid of losing to Jenkins is he?
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