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This is the only time this comic has made me yawn.
What about Cry, Yawn, and vomit all at once? I would love to see that in a comic! Your comic is the only comic that actually makes me laugh. Others make me smile or give a little chuckle, yours make me cry with laughter. Thank you!
Absolute gold! Every panel was terrific, and I loved the payoff at the end. What luck indeed!
THIS. IS. GENIUS!
"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent"
-J. Robert Oppenheimer
P.S. None stayed for the competitor's presentation.
Excellent! How about Hiccup and Vomit at the same time?
"What luck"Muahahahahaaaa (maniacal laughter)I'm envisioning Mr. Burns or Dr. Evil, both of whom happen to be bald....
Scott - do you really have the ability to make people Cromit (technical term, I think people can work it out though)?Because it really would come in usefull, as the last panel shows.
I'll say it again: Angry Customer Rocks! I'll bet he collects guns.
I think panel 4 may be one of the few times Scott has actually worked to help the business. I'm also surprised he forewarned mullet boss not to look at the presentation - when I read what they were planning on doing in panel 3, I thought mullet boss was going to be his target.
The last panel caught me totally by suprise. I almost threw up. Excellent.
So what do I need to enable to see images? I tried white listing in AdBlockPlus, Ghostery, and NoScript but no dice.
I'm imagining an entire legion of BI readers going forth to make people laugh, cry, yawn and vomit. I'll be on my guard for a few days!
Lol well drawn, I yawned after I saw your likeness do so.
Exceptional strip today!
I've heard that if you cry, yawn, vomit, sneeze, and hiccup all the the same time, the Earth spins backwards for two seconds.
@Sam: I often cry when I vomit, and when I don't, I want to. I've also heard puking [hurling, spewing, tossing cookies, barfing, blowing chunks, praying to the Porcelain God] also referred to as "doing the Great Technicolor Yawn," so....
Ahah!!! I always wondered why I cry while I'm yawning, and NOW I know it's been your influence the whole time! I'm on to your schemes, sir... *shifty look* I am on to you, indeed.
@Martin Mollusk: After the test, Oppenheimer also said he thought of the words "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"... is it me, or can you almost read that in Scott's eyes in the last panel?
I do not lol.
I do NOT lol.
I DO NOT lol.
4th panel. I lolled.
Awesome. Liked third panel the most... the logic of Scott's arguments can't be argued with :-)
Laughing. Crying. Yawning. Vomiting. Urinating. Farting. Sharting.
Seven things that may or may not be hilarious in combination.
@Sans I fear Mullet Boss WAS the target. If Scott was going to get someone to Cromit (borrowing the tech term from @Jerden) by seeing others do it (like yawning), he would need to hide him from the origin of it. Since MB didn't succumb to the action, the mission was a failure. "What luck" indeed...
1st panel made me yawn too. Great woooooooooooooooork!
"This summer... You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll LOL."
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