Thursday
Jan192012

How to Help Your Child Pick a Role Model

I'm posting this comic to the site early to make up for the comic lost to the protest yesterday, and because I'm feeling some guilt in general. Time has been scarce lately. That's why there've been reruns the last couple of Fridays. I hope to rectify the situation soon.

Thanks for your patience.

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Reader Comments (46)

The first two panels are gold. Came out of nowhere and whacked me with the funny.
LIKE A NINJA!

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterjoshquixote

Damn...now I want my daughter to be a ninja too. Either that or marry a rich guy with a yacht.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIsaac

A great BI and the bonus of it being early too.

Please add 'do' to the second panel though. "Do ninjas 'do' chores?"

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJack

Damnit, I wished my mother had been badmouthing doctors when I was young...

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercfg

Now you have to do a strip with the exclaimation "Like a VIKING!"

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFormerHostage

In order to meet my nitpicking quota for the day, I feel obligated to point out that one of the speech bubbles in panel 2 should probably say "Do ninjas do chores?".

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPhil T

Speaking of picking nits, the plural of ninja is actually ninja. "Pluralling" doesn't change a word in Japanese :)

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRob

^Rob: And if we were speaking Japanese, that would mean something.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterInvisible Editor

This was an awesome comic from start to finish. Bravo, sir.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLummox JR

Great comic! You are forgiven for not delivering me your FREE comics yesterday, or, you know, whatever it is that your guilt was about. :-)

I join one of the comments above and beg you to exploit this theme more. Not only Vikings, but also Ninjas vs. Pirates!

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMattia Landoni

I believe today I shall end every sentence with "like a NINJA!"

My wife should be hitting me with her figurative rolling-pin by dinner.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVferrar

Seems like there's a Dr McNinja crossover somewhere in here.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTim

Aww, I feel bad that you feel guilty. Hey, did you know the copyright still says 2011?

There. With any luck, I've replaced your guilt with rage.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Perhaps it's because I have an 8 year old son for whom this rings so very true, but you made me laugh a lot with this one.

Artfully done - I'm still chuckling.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAndy Allen

When I was a kid, I wanted nothing more than to be a ninja. I thought: Every kid says they're going to be something like this, but I'm actually going to do it. I'm going to train and become a ninja.

I never even took karate. Now I'm a business reporter. And I'm a little overweight. Nothing ninja in any of that.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGonzo

"My wife should be hitting me with her figurative rolling-pin by dinner." (Like the ninja!)

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAl

Rick's got long hair again! Excellent comic - keep up the good work!

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTimG

@Invisible Editor

Ninja: "...a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja

The more you know...

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRob

Awesome comic, loved the line about "eliminating" weeds. And the suggestion to badmouth the doctor. hehe
I also join that above comment about furthering this thing. Maybe when the kid gets a bit older, he'll start wearing turtlenecks himself, and go travelling around reading books with short sentences.

Or maybe after the ninja stuff, he'll get into the usual Space! versions of things.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVanessa

No guilt about yesterday, please. It was in the service of an important cause.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteruwg

I hope he decides he wants to be a pirate next. :>

-Cougar :{)

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCougar Allen

This one is great. And it's actually educational, too (I find your best comics are).

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEsn

"…but we all know kids will pick other heroes to emulate as well."

Hmm, so parents are heroes. You made that so subtle… like the ninja.

January 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThom

Epic comic today, Shihan-san Scott.

January 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMP

When I took care of the weeds in the garden, I did it LIKE A GAIJIN!

January 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterByron Black

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