How to Evaluate Other People's Deep Philosophical Insights

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The last line is so true.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSean D.

I don't know about the backyard seat thing. What would Mother Nature say?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterratwhacker

It works both ways: You can also "go" to the "bathroom" without "going to the bathroom."

I'm pretty sure that's what most of the women in a given pack are doing, in fact...

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMarcus

I think the only possible relevant comment is: "You gotta be s**tting me"?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPhilster

My philosophy: When in doubt, squirt it out... Or, a queef bed is best left unsaid.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterWolfgang Mozart

"You're saying the bathroom is in your head."

"YES!"

I laughed so hard.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterxenapan

'Psychology': the 'P' is silent, as in 'Hedge'.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNed

Lmfao this one was brilliant.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCody

Third panel, "Well I can't disagree with that" actually made me LOL! I NEVER LOL!!! Well played, sir.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEmlyn

Mother nature would recognize that the backyard is now my property by the law of peeing on things. Though it'd be in stiff competition with many neighborhood dogs.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJourn-O-LST-3

Guffaws! I certainly got a load of that.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSue Dunham

I have strongly considered installing a lock on my seat to make sure it stays up at all times.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterisiah

If you never take a leak outside then you might as well live in an apartment.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSoul of Wit

Isn't the yelling about seats when guys leave them DOWN? I can't see any downside of leaving the backyard's seat UP, except that it could be rather chilly to sit on. Of course up or down, if your aim is really bad there'll be yelling about the backyard's floor needing to be mopped.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTerraHertz

Brilliance, dear sir... sheer brilliance!

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbyevad

"If I only talked when people want to hear it, I'd never talk at all!" is pretty profound right there. You know what you should do, Scott? Pretend to want to listen to him all the time.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commentertherugi

We have two 'grand-dogs,' a Yorkie and a Scottie. When we have both here, the Yorkie will hike to mark his territory. The Scottie will stand over him, and mark both the territory and Yorkie.

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs.

Shake hands.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterImmortal1

This is a really good one. I like how every panel has a punchline.

August 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAdam S.

Actual conversation with my neighbor:

"Your dog keeps coming over to my house and using the bathroom!"

"Well, don't let him in the house."

"No, he's using the bathroom in my yard!"

"You have a bathroom in your yard? Did the town give you a permit for that?"

*slams phone down*

We keep the dog inside now. The neighbor still doesn't speak to me.

August 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJD Rhoades

Leave the seat up... leave the sit down... HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY CLOSE THE #$%^ LID?!?

August 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTheMortallyWounded

My kids were watching Phineas and Ferb this morning and Phineas uttered that "deep philosophical insight."

Coincidence?

August 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBill Brown

Good one Scott, especially panel three.
And remember, as men, the world is our urinal.

August 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAlan

Okay, until the last panel, I thought he was referring to going in his pants.

August 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGreenham

I once read a version of the Bible that translated 1 Samuel 24:3
(And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to cover his feet...)
as
And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to go to the bathroom.
That translation cracked me up. They had some well furnished caves in those days.

October 4, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJason Toddman

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