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There should be some slash love stories written between Rocket Man and the Leader of the Moon men. So much UST. Slash with pinkies extended.
I don't care if it is a repeat, it's still hysterical.
When will the Moon Tyrant learn, there is no way to defeat Rocket Hat? See his attempt next week- same Rocket Time, same Rocket Channel.
"press out your juices"
Just as funny on rerun.
hmmm...I've always perceived the moon emperor to be cold and greasy...like a burger patty, my suspicions have been confirmed, Thanks Scott!
Yes, this must be made into slash fanfiction...
Come to think of it, is there Basic Instructions fanfiction? It might be awkward considering how many characters are based off real people. Then again, if there's one thing that doesn't stop fanfic writers, it's awkwardness.
And adherence to established characterisation. If there's two things that don't stop fanfic writers, they're awkwardness, adherence to established characterisation, and intellectual property laws. Three things, sorry. If there's three things that don't stop fanfic writers... ah, never mind, I'm turning into Monty Python again.
And keeping with Basic Instructions' theme the slash fiction would be awkward, dialogue heavy and end without anyone getting any. The Moon Leader would end up horribly injured in the last panel/paragraph and it's revealed he was pursuing a balloon while Rocket Hat destroyed the Moon Base.
Hmmm. . . crossover fan fiction . . . . Rocket-Hat woos Usagi, Face/Starbuck hooks up with Sailor Venus, and King MoonRic gets beaten up by Rei's grandfather.
"MOON BASIC FRIENDSHIP INSTRUCTIONS: A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!"
Could we get some full sized Battle Spatulas in the store? I'd buy one, or ten, because I can't think of a more impressive way to press the juices out of my friends.
Rocket Man <3- Moon Tyrant.
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