Do I have to say this? If you think face-shaving cuts hurt, try armpit -shavng, and if that doesn't have you whimpering, shave your legs and round your "personal area"...We learn to be VERY careful.
By having a goatee and mustache, you have to shave, and trim both the goatee and the mustache. Double the work, and twice the pain. Clean shaven is easiest and most comfortable. But if you have a weak chin then I guess you have no choice about the beard.
The last panel is great. I also chuckled at the idea of using a white towel to protect a black shirt from blood stains (so maybe you should change "paper towels" to just "towel"). Are bloodstain even visible on a black shirt?
Haha.. I just started using a straight-razor for shaving. It may look like my face was attacked by a cat, but considering that I am pretty much learning the art of shaving from the beginning I feel I did a pretty fair job. Compare it to how my face looked when I started learning with disposables and I am coming out ahead!
Every statement was awesome. From the Star Trekian "I have shaved!" proclamation, to Shakespeare's invention. The last panel was a bit ho-hum, but so what.
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Glorious.
Do I have to say this?
If you think face-shaving cuts hurt, try armpit -shavng, and if that doesn't have you whimpering, shave your legs and round your "personal area"...We learn to be VERY careful.
The ultimate torture: styptic pencil
By having a goatee and mustache, you have to shave, and trim both the goatee and the mustache. Double the work, and twice the pain. Clean shaven is easiest and most comfortable. But if you have a weak chin then I guess you have no choice about the beard.
I love you ....magnificent neck beard! :) Funniest thing on the internet!!
After this, we'll not speak of the dreaded Styptic Pencil ever again.
Love the Shakespeare quip.
The last panel is priceless!
The last panel is great. I also chuckled at the idea of using a white towel to protect a black shirt from blood stains (so maybe you should change "paper towels" to just "towel"). Are bloodstain even visible on a black shirt?
This is why I don't shave.
At least it was your neck and cheeks, and not the top of your head.
Haha.. I just started using a straight-razor for shaving. It may look like my face was attacked by a cat, but considering that I am pretty much learning the art of shaving from the beginning I feel I did a pretty fair job. Compare it to how my face looked when I started learning with disposables and I am coming out ahead!
I shaved last night because I had to get up at 4.30a.m. It doesn't look good but I don't care.
yeap, been there lol... each box, a good laugh
Panel 2 had me laughing like a mofo
"It did not go well" - genius
You had me at "magnificent neck beard".
Also: first.
dude man up and grown a proper beard
FULL SET! YEAAAAAAH!
Every statement was awesome. From the Star Trekian "I have shaved!" proclamation, to Shakespeare's invention. The last panel was a bit ho-hum, but so what.
Neckbeard- the lesser-known, slightly ridiculous brother of Blackbeard.
Neck beards do look bad and there creepy as hell!
man neck shaving is the worst
neck shaving+aftershave=GOD MODE
Panel 3 was the hardest I have ever laughed at this comic, and thus received my first post
LOL at panel 4!
If I had the ability to grow facial hair I'd ROCK a neck beard!