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I thinking that there might already be a murderer in the room.....
First! Sorry I know that's dumb. His boss is so annoying. If someone said that to me, I would probably end up slapping them.
@Jane - that's not his boss. His boss is the mulleted dude - who is probably secretly a murderer too.
Clearly Jenkins has never heard of the Thuggee. Poor, uninformed Jenkins.
So Jenkins has never heard of Dexter.
Maybe Jenkins is a bigger fan of Dexter?
"OH GOD!! PLEASE DON'T!!" Hahahahahahaahahahaha
I think this is possibly the funniest BI ever.
Note from Jenkins: Yeah, but who's he always fighting? ... MURDERERS!!
Last year's Million Murderer March was terrible. Everyone kept trying to kill each other.
Do they hold that in March? As in the March Million Murderer March?
BTW, a million murder march is also called Army Maneuvers!
I can already see the news:"We bring live images of the 400... err 390... 380 murderers who survived this morning´s million murderers march. Hello, Mr. Mason, can you tell us... OMG... HE´S GOT AN AXE!!!!"
...tv channel goes down because of technical difficulties.
OMG! now I really laughed at various lines every panel, Scott, this is pure genius material, I really hope you never run out of fuel, keep eating cheetos or whatever thing that makes you write like this!
"I BET!" I don't know why I think that's the funniest line, but it had my in stitches. I was just thinking how BI is sometimes funniest (well, it's always funniest) when the characters go against the instructions, sort of. Another epic win, Scott, you are a genius!!!
how about:"Last year's Million Murderer March was terrible..."only around 10,000 made it to the finish line.
The key to having a Million Murderer March is to start with two million murderers.
Man, Jenkins was EXTRA stupid today.
On CSI, the murderer is always the cute girl introduced between 7 and 16 minutes into the show. (I stopped watching because it's too predictable) Not the only cop show that has more attractive young murderesses in a season than any given state has in a decade.
I have to admit, this is the first BI that didn't make me laugh at all.
Swing and a miss... Sorry Scott.... hit the showers.... next game you can come out swinging.
@ The Chosen One: Is that because you're a murderer?
I know of something else that also pops up unexpectedly and can cause embarrassment and discomfort...
"We should all get back the work NOW!"
I think someone took his Dexter watching a little too seriously.
-- Furry cows moo and decompress.
"...Who always turns out to be the bad guy?""The murderer?""THAT'S RIGHT! THE MURDERER!!"
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