How to Sway Someone to Your Political Opinion

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I thinking that there might already be a murderer in the room.....

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJack

First! Sorry I know that's dumb. His boss is so annoying. If someone said that to me, I would probably end up slapping them.

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJane

@Jane - that's not his boss. His boss is the mulleted dude - who is probably secretly a murderer too.

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMichael

Clearly Jenkins has never heard of the Thuggee. Poor, uninformed Jenkins.

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPatrick

So Jenkins has never heard of Dexter.

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGregory Bogosian

Maybe Jenkins is a bigger fan of Dexter?

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterchrono180

"OH GOD!! PLEASE DON'T!!" Hahahahahahaahahahaha

May 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEla

I think this is possibly the funniest BI ever.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNonsensicles

Dexter?

Note from Jenkins: Yeah, but who's he always fighting? ... MURDERERS!!

dexter

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdanny

Last year's Million Murderer March was terrible. Everyone kept trying to kill each other.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterA

Do they hold that in March? As in the March Million Murderer March?

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDiemo

BTW, a million murder march is also called Army Maneuvers!

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew

I can already see the news:
"We bring live images of the 400... err 390... 380 murderers who survived this morning´s million murderers march. Hello, Mr. Mason, can you tell us... OMG... HE´S GOT AN AXE!!!!"

...tv channel goes down because of technical difficulties.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbrazilian_guy

OMG! now I really laughed at various lines every panel, Scott, this is pure genius material, I really hope you never run out of fuel, keep eating cheetos or whatever thing that makes you write like this!

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCornh

"I BET!" I don't know why I think that's the funniest line, but it had my in stitches. I was just thinking how BI is sometimes funniest (well, it's always funniest) when the characters go against the instructions, sort of. Another epic win, Scott, you are a genius!!!

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaula

how about:
"Last year's Million Murderer March was terrible..."
only around 10,000 made it to the finish line.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commentershaler

The key to having a Million Murderer March is to start with two million murderers.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRich

Man, Jenkins was EXTRA stupid today.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRyan

On CSI, the murderer is always the cute girl introduced between 7 and 16 minutes into the show. (I stopped watching because it's too predictable) Not the only cop show that has more attractive young murderesses in a season than any given state has in a decade.

June 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDee

I have to admit, this is the first BI that didn't make me laugh at all.

June 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThe Chosen One

Swing and a miss... Sorry Scott.... hit the showers.... next game you can come out swinging.

June 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMr. E.

@ The Chosen One: Is that because you're a murderer?

June 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThe Antagonist

I know of something else that also pops up unexpectedly and can cause embarrassment and discomfort...

June 3, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterpep

"We should all get back the work NOW!"

Heheheheh.

June 4, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEric Phillips

I think someone took his Dexter watching a little too seriously.

--
Furry cows moo and decompress.

June 24, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwyrdwyrd

"...Who always turns out to be the bad guy?"
"The murderer?"
"THAT'S RIGHT! THE MURDERER!!"

ROFL!!!

June 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMaggie

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