A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?". He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
It has been said that women suffer great pain during birth, yet a year or so later and they are willing to do it again. Kick a man in the balls and offer to do the same a year or so later? I think you know the answer.
This is my all time favorite comic of any flavor including Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side and Bloom County. In my house we say "Aunt Flo" (Flow) is visiting.
Um, just so you know, feminine products are NOT good for dressing wounds, gunshot or otherwise. They are designed to suck up as much blood as possible -- kinda like a Dyson-designed leech. That's not what you want on your wound; you want something to control the bleeding and allow the blood to clot.
Sorry for ruining it.
But, "That's your answer for everything" is priceless.
I feel like the strictly organized calendar approach to birth control pills was designed so boyfriends and husbands would know what was going on down there. Little do they know that the mood swing can strike a couple of days before...it is subtle indeed. Your only hope is to go back in time to fix your mistakes...or resort to trauma-induced amnesia or something. it's not like we'd notice any extra blood loss.
May 22, 2011
Reader Comments (52)
Nothing is manlier than being a good husband.
Amen.
Agree with Dee - it's not like it catches you by surprise.
You could try this approach:
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...
the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for
your wife?".
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a
tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to
roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
Hahaha! Panel 1 FTW! Misty is so badass!
Scott, you're a good man. A brave man. Woman salute.
It has been said that women suffer great pain during birth, yet a year or so later and they are willing to do it again. Kick a man in the balls and offer to do the same a year or so later? I think you know the answer.
Findo: it was on Cracked.com, that's why.
This is my all time favorite comic of any flavor including Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side and Bloom County. In my house we say "Aunt Flo" (Flow) is visiting.
The first panel needs to be a T-shirt. NOW.
Um, just so you know, feminine products are NOT good for dressing wounds, gunshot or otherwise. They are designed to suck up as much blood as possible -- kinda like a Dyson-designed leech. That's not what you want on your wound; you want something to control the bleeding and allow the blood to clot.
Sorry for ruining it.
But, "That's your answer for everything" is priceless.
If she knows exactly when she'll start, lots of sex the day before can prevent cramps.
the brand name seems to be "constant ****", not sure of the second smaller word, though i'm sure its a pun. someone care to fill us in?
Fun fact: it feels like appendicitis.
Women, don't ever make that mistake.
I feel like the strictly organized calendar approach to birth control pills was designed so boyfriends and husbands would know what was going on down there. Little do they know that the mood swing can strike a couple of days before...it is subtle indeed. Your only hope is to go back in time to fix your mistakes...or resort to trauma-induced amnesia or something. it's not like we'd notice any extra blood loss.