Alls you gotta do is walk in the store all arrogant, grab the "supplies," & walk up to the register to purchase them. Look the clerk in the eyes & say, "My woman is in danger. I need supplies for my rescue mission."
I was at the store the other day, staring at a huge display of feminine products, trying to figure out where the store was hiding my brand, which my husband can always find for me. I realized at that moment that it's been years since I shopped for my own supplies. I guess I'm spoiled.
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Try reading just the last line of each panel. On there own, in or out of context, they are gems.
1 comic
4 great punchlines
Awesome.
I totally agree with Patrick!
"1 comic
4 great punchlines
Awesome."
And that's why Scott's starting a spin-off, "Basic Instructions: The Prison Years"
Alls you gotta do is walk in the store all arrogant, grab the "supplies," & walk up to the register to purchase them. Look the clerk in the eyes & say, "My woman is in danger. I need supplies for my rescue mission."
I was at the store the other day, staring at a huge display of feminine products, trying to figure out where the store was hiding my brand, which my husband can always find for me. I realized at that moment that it's been years since I shopped for my own supplies. I guess I'm spoiled.
Somehow, I remember reading this one a few weeks ago, Dajavu much
It's official, this one is my absolute favorite.
Pure. Gold.
I like how The Monarch phrased it in one episode. "Are you riding your menstrual cycle?"
I thought "Ladytimes" was going to be a soap opera marathon or a shopping extravaganza
What's to be ashamed of? A man buying blood sponges indicates there is a woman in his life. He should be proud!
Well, guess who won the Unabomber hoodie and sunglasses auction.
This is comic gold. I laughed especially hard at panel two.
So funny, Scott, one of your best ever, each line a winner. "supplies" - perfect!
I just say I'm making a salad.
Announcing "The Ladytimes are upon me" seems incredibly badass.
For the disguise, I was hoping for a re-appearance of Snake Ape, but I guess that would have brought security even quicker.
OMG, you struck gold!
I not sure who to feel sorry for, you or Missy. Good thing you found each other! ;)
This has to be one of my favourites so far. Handled so well yet still hilarious!
Panel four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FTW!
I just love the drug store clerk's oh so casual approach to discussing gunshot wounds with a very shady looking Scott in panel 4.
LOL @ Panel 2 - So that's what why wife was doing!
Sort of takes empathic pain one step further.
lol~ this is pure awesomeness!
At least you look ready to type a single-spaced manifesto about the ordeal in a Montana cabin.
The title alone was awesome! What is the brand name of the 'pons? I cant quite read it.