Tuesday
Mar222011
|
Top
Search
Or, please consider donating just a little something to help keep Basic Instructions going.
Recent Instructions
Feeds
Contact Scott
March 22, 2011
Reader Comments (36)
Reassuring Scott(r) in panel four makes me feel better after reading the blasphemy in panel two.
Panel 4 made me laugh. A lot!
Considering what an amazing philanthropist Bill Gates is, if he's a jerk, the rest of us must be evil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giving_Pledge
Note from Scott: I actually agree. I'm referring to pre-retirement-it's your fault for trusting us-geesh poor people, get a real computer-Bill, not post retirement-stamp out malaria-Bill.
Second panel is absolutley brilliant!
Linux for teh win!11!!!
Good job outing Edison as a jerk. I can't stand the guy.
Tesla wasn't a jerk, just crazy. And a better inventor, to boot.
Great comic. I'm glad I wrote it, drew it, and will receive all of the royalties for it.
Glad to get that out of the way. Hey, I've still got time to zap a few schnauzers before my 3 o'clock!
To be fair, Edison didn't invent much of what he took credit for. The jerk.
As an engineer I applaud panel 4!
Great work.
That opening is beautiful. Well played.
In the first panel, I thought this was a re-run. Has there been a previous strip about Gates being a jerk?
In the second panel, shouldn't it be "Jobs is just as big a jerk as Gates is", to match the tense in panel 1?
Note from Scott: I actually thought long and hard about whether to use "was" or "is." I figured that if I used "is" I'd hear from people telling me that Bill's retired and now saving the world from Malaria. If I used "was" I'd hear from people telling me Bill was still alive. Then I realized I'd hear both things anyway, so I used was, because Bill isn't such a jerk anymore, and is retired.
Did you learn that Edison fact from playing Assassin´s Creed II? That must have been the weirdest place that I have encountered anti-Edison and pro-Tesla propaganda.
Note from Scott:I knew about it before Assassin's Creed II, but was surprised to find it in there as well. The hardest thing about writing this particular comic was not getting to use all the dirt I had on Edison.
Here are a couple of fun facts:
He tried to get the process of executing criminals by the use of Electricity officially called "Westinghous-ing."
When he hired Tesla, Edison told him he'd give him a fat bonus if he could increase the efficiency of Edison's generators by a certain percentage. When Tesla succeeded and asked for his bonus, Edison laughed and said "Nicola, you have to learn to understand the American sense of humor."
When Georges Méliès tried to release his silent film "A trip to the moon" (That one where the bullet-like space capsule hits the moon in the face) in the United States, he found that Edison had made copies of the film and released it in the States already without sharing any of the profits, or even asking permission.
The man accomplished a tremendous amount, and we all owe him much, but he was an ass.
Dammit. I'm going to have to stop using ... ... products.
Hehahae 100% agreed...
Hey guy, you need to modify your tweet button, it appears: "@YOUR TWITTER USERNAME".
Wow, this comic was hilarious, but oddly I don't feel better after reading it..... :(
"me either" .. ? or is this an elaborate joke I don't get?
Otherwise, all good!
linus trovalds and RMS werent jerks. Well RMS is a bit....
Gates has given away a smaller percentage of his net worth than I have (or you have or pretty much anyone not uber-wealth has)...so I am not sure that his philanthropy gets him out of jerk jail.
And, wouldn't be complete without a grammar note: split infinitive in Panel 4...it's OK in Star Trek "to boldly go," but we shouldn't make it that jerks "seem to always get" rather than " seem always to get" (feels weird until you do it right a few times).
Note from Scott: Thanks for the note, but for the record, I write dialog the way I think people would naturally speak it, so yes, there will be split infinitives, sentences ending in prepositions and other issues like that.
Misspellings and missing/extra words are usually mistakes, and as long as you're polite about it, you're doing me a favor by pointing them out. This strip, for example, had such a typo, and the first commenter posted a quick message calling the problem to my attention and giving me permission to delete their comment rather than approving it. I am nothing but grateful to them for it.
Anyways, great comic, Scott. Panel two was my favorite. My personal "jerks whose products and ideas have done us so many favors so it's really hard to hate them despite how jerkish they are" are Kary Mullis and James Watson, though I guess they're not too applicable in the real world, haha.
GRAMMAR: So, as Churchill said to his speech editor who corrected his penchant for ending sentences with prepositions: "This is precisely the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put!"?
Fair enough...I love your strip...and by extension, I LOVE YOU, MAN! No offense intended.
The idea that you shouldn't split infinitives is a rule that came from Victorian grammar prescriptivists who decided that proper English grammar should mimic proper Latin grammar -- and, since in Latin infinitives are a single word, you can't split them, and therefore English shouldn't. (Seriously. Does this make any sense at all?) Likewise the rule about prepositions on ends of sentences. And the whole reason for grammar prescriptivism of this sort? To distinguish "proper" grammar from what normal people actually spoke, so as to be able to easily distinguish uneducated people and feel superior to them.
Or, in short: They were jerks.
This time, panel 1 was almost all I needed for the day. I sometimes get all the way to two or three without an embarrassing guffaw. Well done and thanks!
Panel 2 is very true. And that sort of behavior frustrates me because I suffer from the irrationality that people will behave rational when presented with facts.
Kary Mullis is more of a douche than a jerk. At least, that's what his (own!) book makes him out to be.
Maybe it's true that assholes get the most work done.
I have to point out, Bill Gates isn't a jerk. He's doing that whole "saving the world" thing now, so you can't call him a jerk. How he got the money to save the world was rather cut throat, which qualifies him as many things, but "jerk" isn't really one of them. He's more of the ultimate machiavellian.