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Panel 3 was made out of deep-fried win with awesomesauce on top.
Wow. Who knew their workplace could have such solidarity?
Well done, went through all the archives in the last three days (Yeah, I could have gone faster, but I don't feel like skipping lunch) and it has been at least one laugh per comic. Thank you so much for all the laughs!
This is perfect! Just in time for our company's annual meeting. Fear and loathing in the conference room.
If they were being honest, they all would have hated his mullet
Panel four- absolute genius.
Sometimes this strip is funny because it hits so close to home.
If only all team building exercises went like this! lol
Ha! I like the way panel 3 sets up the gag rather than just dropping Star Wars references on us. Great as ever!
Wow, that Star Wars reference was so obscure I had to Google it. Bravo!
Losing your mojo the last couple of comics...
"Losing your mojo the last couple of comics..."
Ha, as if.
Doesn't Salacious Crumb have to make Jabba laugh at least once per day if he wants to keep his head? I didn't think MHB found Scott's jokes that funny.
@Patrick Mmm, agreed. Now I want to eat the third panel.
@JMS Are you kidding? This is the best one so far.
I must remember this technique for the next 'Diversity' class they send me to (*they* being the heartless corporate bastards for who I work).
I had to google "Salacious Crumb". So I will save you the trouble.
"One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt. The beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. The creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him."
"I'm not your enemy! I'm your leader!"The whole of Libya nods in sage agreement with Scott's response.
isit me, or any one else think Athena is kinf of hot?
Timing (Workmates + sarcasm / boss) = Hilarious^2
salacious crumb - i never knew he had a name!
Nerd alert! Only a nerd would know who or what Salacious Crumb is.
There ARE FEWER differences than you think.
Sadly, I didn't have to google the reference. I already knew who Salacious Crumb was....thanks a million!
The sad thing is, I knew who Salacious Crumb was without looking it up. But it made the laugh that much better!
Ha! Love the Salcious Crumb reference, and I love that you didn't explain it or even make any other reference. A true obscure statement.
This is another one out of the park, Scott!
solid gold instructions!
I recognized "Salacious Crumb" immediately but couldn't place it. As soon as my subconscious kicked in and remembered who it was, I almost choked on my water I was drinking; too funny. BTW, I only knew the name because of playing cards with my kids and they have a Star Wars deck. Truly obsure and multilayered humor.
I had a cat named Salacious Crumb. And her sister was Sy Snootles. You don't see their names very often around the interwebs. They were good film characters, but even better cats :-)
Well i feel dumb. I saw the name Salacious Crumb and thought Harry Potter, not Star Wars.
Googled it but when i saw it's image i remembered.
His job was entertain Jabba and literally do a good job to be alive
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