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It's not uncommon in Québec (that's part of Canada) for people to put mayonnaise on pizza crusts... Is that what you were referring to?
I'm going to stare at the coffee machine and ponder this idea just a little too much tomorrow morning.
I once combined peanut butter and cheddar cheese. Nearly choked to death. Stupid Earthbound and its peanut cheese bars...
Hmmmm... curious... about the coffee thing...
And after you eat the Brazilian mayo-pizza, your vomit goes down the drain the other way!
I gather it's common in England to add mayonnaise or ranch dressing to a pizza. It almost makes the "British food" jokes too easy...
I had this friend that liked reese cups with HP sauce...
Question, What happened to the strip that was on here not two hours ago about the removal van?This is funny and all but not as funny as that one was.
Note from Scott: I posted the wrong comic. It'll be back up soon.
Ahhh, it just kept getting better with every panel!
Hey man! What happened to the comic you put up earlier?
Note from Scott: Mispost. Should've gone to Cracked. You'll see it here soon enough.
Best one in a long time. The fourth frame made my day. Thanks.
Never thought it was weird... another popular thing over here is hot chocolate with cheese, try it!! You will love it!!
OH DEAR GOD THE COPYRIGHT DATE IS WRONG LIFE CAN'T CONTINUE AS WE KNOW IT
I knew a guy that ate pizza with mayonnaise - and corn, hard boiled egg, and tomato wedges. He was Japanese. I can understand Europeans putting mayo on fries (though it's green). But I've never heard of cheese in coffee. It's too disgusting. I can't even decide if cheddar is the worst choice. Would bleu cheese be better? Swiss? There is no way this is true!
I like whisky. I like ranch dressing. Tonight, I will combine these two likes and see what happens.
In Germany, I've seen pizza with an egg in the middle. Like a sunny-side up egg, just sittin' right there in the middle of a pizza. Not sure what that's all about.
oddly enough I was eating cheddar cheese and drinking coffee while reading this.
that last panel is hilarious. eating it is its own punishment.
my older brother once ate a sandwhich that was tuna AND peanut butter. disgusting.
Mayonnaise on pizza? Pfft, that's nothing. There's a delivery service here in Germany that offers "seasonal" pizzas, like duck and red cabbage for Christmas, or white asparagus with sauce hollandaise in Spring.
Anyone tried the receipe?
Mayo on pizza is not half bad actually... :)
Add North Carolina and Virginia to the list of Cheese-in-Coffee connoisseurs:
I'll try it this weekend =D
you wanna talk about weird things that people eat, you gotta see some of the things they prepare here in Sarawak.
Scott, did you yank a different strip that was in this spot, one about U-Haul advertising? Just curious if you have any comment on the reason for that. I admit that it wasn't one of your better ones, IMHO.
Anyway, this one is pretty darn good. I'd have to agree that Mayonnaise on pizza would be its own punishment.
I never got my head around my uncle putting salt on Watermelon, but he was a great guy anyway.
Note from Scott: Yeah, that was the comic that was going to Cracked this week. I posted it here by mistake.
The hunt for the mayonnaise guy is currently taking place across Brazil. Don´t worry. He will be caught and made responsible for his crimes.
However, we do put mayonnese on hamburguers.
That's great! I am recently back from Brazil, where I saw both corn (not bad, actually) and cheese ice cream flavors.
There's a pizza chain here that sells a pizza with mayonnaise on it:
(Double Bacon Cheeseburger)Ground beef, shreddedbacon, mozzarella & a swirlof mayo on BBQ sauce
I have a cousin who eats apples with chili powder
Third panel is the solid today - fourth panel is sort of a weak sequel to number four
Third panel is the solid today - fourth panel is sort of a weak sequel to number three
[delete previous post I did a B.I. screw up)
Note from Scott: No. I don't think I will.
Hey Scott! I'm a big fan of your work! And it is true, here in Brazil it is common people put some mayo in the pizza!for sure the punishment is eat that crap!
Well, some of us brazilians do put some mayonnaise on the pizza, but it IS delicious, you should try.
Hummm looks great!
Mayo on pizza is delicious. I couldn't come at cheddar in coffee though. That's a bit too far.
Cheese in coffee? Even if I liked coffee (which I don't, really...), that seems like a mean thing to do to it...I like cheese, but mixing the two just seems wrong. Oh, and speaking of ranch dressing, a friend of mine once put it on his beef stroganoff. Never understood that one, either.
1) @brazilian_guy, I should remind you that Brazil is a BIG place. In the northeastern region, mayo pizza is a default option (pizzerias offer mayo and katchup bottles). In São Paulo, it would be a real heresy. I don't know about other regions, thought.
2) @everybody, I should remind you that the World is a BIG place. Italian pizza was originally tomato and mozzarella (sometimes, basil). Most of the pizza toppings and flavors we know today were made popular by the USA. Italo-Brazilians at São Paulo rages at mayo-pizza and claim their pizzas' authenticity, but most of the pizzas they make and sell wouldn't be accepted at Italy as authentic.
3) If mayo-pizza sounds disgusting... well, you should'nt try natto. It would make you shit bricks. :-S
BLT Pizza with mayo is awesome. I highly suggest you try it.
Don't mock it until you dip funyuns into chocolate pudding.
And people say I'm off for eating peanut butter & hot sauce sandwiches. Mayo, ewww.
Wow. I'm Puerto Rican, and that's the first time I've heard that people from here do that... although it really shouldn't suprise me. Nice comic!
Mayo on pizza? That’s nothing. I had a friend once who was allergic to tomatoes, so he tried making a pizza with cranberry sauce instead. And yes, he was punished for it. He tried to eat the pizza.
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