How to Show Some Class

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Reader Comments (20)

Yay McRib!

January 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPeter

I love the reference to the McRib, isn't it discontinued?

January 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTheBest

"Yeah, so are your pants."

The Universal Comeback.

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterZach

HI-larious! I started laughing just at reading the title! Thanks for teaching me how to "class it up" when eating steak!

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBI Fan

The cut on her hand in panels 1 and 2 implies she's recently been in a utensil-related fight.
The fork is raised, teeth are bared in panel 4.

I deduct that in panel 5 there will be blood. warm, warm blood. Panel 6, the salt is applied.

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterscott

Know what would make it even better? If you had scott wear that robe he wore in that comic where he takes his enemy to gentleman club.

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterisiah

I seem to be the only person in my family who enjoys ketchup on any meat or meat-related product. I don't understand, I mean, it's so delicious!

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSir

Oh thanks a lot. You've successfully thrown me off of ketchup (or catsup, if you're really classy) for a while. All I'll be able to think of is.....warm.

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermombalabamba

the ketchup packets aren't free anymore. You only get like three then have to pay for extras.

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjames

Who could say no to an offering of warm salt!

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSaruman

Dear lord I have not laughed that hard in a while. I do enjoy your fFunnies a great deal, sir. Brilliant!

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScott Myers

Testing Testing... Anyone here? I would like some warm ketchup and salt.

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBored Stiff

well, most of what comes out of my pants is warm and salty

January 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdeimso

Does Missy have new glasses?

January 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterReader


Scott, top notch comic, dude! Keep on truckin'!

January 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIzzy

@deismo And red, like catsup.

January 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSomepartsareme

Wonderful post... Very informational and educational as usual!

Acai Optimum

March 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAcai Berry

Preamble: I love ketchup. I place this wonderfully versatile condiment on many items, some of which confuse and disgust the upper class gentry I must occasionally interact with outside of the home (such as my in-laws). For instance: scrambled eggs, which is not entirely uncommon so I'm told. More uncommon: Macaroni and Cheese. Don't judge me.

Anyway, due to the strong social pressures exerted on me by my wife, outside of our home I have had to forgo the use of ketchup on many dishes. Specifically those including chicken, steak, turkey, or fish. Now, while I have become accustomed to dining without the boon of my favorite red sauce, I unvaryingly end up leaning over to my wife and utter the following, "This is pretty good, but do you know what would make it better?"

My wife always guesses the following, "You shutting up?"

Ah marriage.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTacomagic

omg... this was just... awesome.

July 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterme, not you

Oh, man...your comics crack me up. Soooo many times with the laughing out loud...just want to thank you for the repeated tickles to my funny bone. "...warm, warm pants heat..." Hilarious!

November 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSamarazon

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