How to Tell a Riveting Story

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Reader Comments (25)

Oh you did it today Scott. This is a gem.

July 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSven

Is this based on a true story, or did the idea of the mullet boss kicking a dog in the balls just come to you out of the blue?

July 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBenjamin B

I know I'm hooked on your four-panel, because today when I clicked on my RSS feed to download your graphic I started smiling, before I had seen anything. I knew it was going to be good. I really like your formula and your characters. The dialog is great. I wish I could think of things like that to say off the top of my bald, goateed head.

July 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKent

Appeals to the side of me that I had forgotten.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

"A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to strike at a dog's genitalia."

Best. Saying. Ever.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAtheismo

Jasper Carrott has told a similar tale, completely riveting.

I must have spent about two minutes laughing at the first panel alone. I admit, by the end of the boss man's first speech bubble, he had my undivided attention too.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterzhaf

Biffer the Dog is a legendary tale and should never be forgotten by anyone anywhere ever.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobisOnlyBob

Best first panel ever.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTreehog

I've got to stop reading this at work, I'm disturbing everyone else. I've been laughing for 10 minutes. I'm still laughing now as I write this. Every panel is hilarious on it's own and just get better when combined into the whole.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRev Matt

This is hands down the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Good work.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBigJimSmith

I felt sorry for the Doberman at first, but I know if a bigger dog was attacking one of my little dogs I would totally kick it in the junk.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHitori

"You sir, have my undivided attention." I literally guffawed - GUFFAWED, I tell's ya - when I read that first panel. Kicking a dog's junk... Why is the word "junk" when referring to balls so fucking funny?

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

That first panel is so good, I'm tempted to start every conversation with that sentence.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSue Dunham

Did you hear the one about Chunks the dog?

...oh shit, I think I did this wrong.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWisteria

That's three straight strips of topical junk, now. A new record!

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEquinox216

Scott. You are. Brilliant.

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGlenn Friesen

The first panel would make a great t-shirt

July 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarty

Thank you. Oh God thank you. I needed that this morning.
There's just something about groins being hit that continues to generate comedy gold...

July 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYA

OK so I've been reading your comics for quite a while now, as they are completely awesome, and for some reason I've never got around to proclaiming their awesome-ness via comment. I think if any strip deserves it, it's this one. Well done.

July 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCrystilis

I can think of a few dogs in DC that need to have their junk kicked during a wheelbarrow race...and some of them may not actually have "junk" per se.

July 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

He had my undivided attention as well, because I first misread "kicking" as "licking."
Whoops.

July 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStevil

Oh man... that first panel. Hilarious.

September 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEric

Oh man...I can't breathe! I so wasn't expecting that first panel! I shouldn't be reading this at work, my stomach hurts from trying to laugh quietly.

February 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNef

I had to stop reading after the first panel while I took a 5 minute laugh break

November 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBIll

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