How to Put Up with some Idiot Telling You a Story He Clearly Just Made Up

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Reader Comments (25)

Never underestimate the danger of falling mistress.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStevil

I remember this one time when my mistress fell on me.

Or was it stood on me?

>.> I should go.

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersleepygamer

hole-eee.

this one's some strip!

nice work!

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterOMG

Haha, good one. I dunno if that occurs to you, but sometimes if, for example, I get a new car some poor idiot I know would brag about the porsche (or whatever) he is considering to buy etc, I suppose it is quite the same. Quite funny, but I can make much of it as I feel sorry for this person. A pity he is not a mullet boss hehe.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrancesc

Mullet boss - meet Topper ( from Scott Adam's Dilbert) - they could both get stuck in an infinite loop trying to top each other.

Oh, my. I believe "That would fit his moo" has potential as a catch phrase for me.

Don't worry, if I go with it I'll be sure to say "copyright Scott Meyer" every time I use it.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKevin

Unrelated to the comic (which my wife will love), I *still* occasionally ask Capt. Pike my difficult-to-answer questions. His knack for dramatic flair really sells his answer. Thanks for making his wisdom available to us.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterfordsfords

Is mullet boss's hair thinning or is he really wearing a badly fitted mullet rug? Will he get an update, too, like Rick?

Ah, "moo" and "milk." Am I the first to catch this? Golf clap.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPrattle Assassin

When you count it out, "M.O." is two syllables and "moo" is one syllable.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterklew

Actually, MO stands for Modus Operandi.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEon

"That would fit his moo." More wit than I know what to do with.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

wow. I have this guy in my class who does this ALL the time. It's so annoying... Thanks for helping out, lol :D

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermuffins

tehehe

the adulterer/insurance cheat must've been mighty strong to be able to throw his mistress at you, mullet boss! What was he, a wwe champion?

That would fit his moo - absolute class! I might use that sometimes, where approriate.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThis is who I am

When they get real good it's hard to tell which of their stories are made up. That's the point where the reach the level i call "bullshitist". A bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He's the guy who: Hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, Has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, But just can't seem to make friends. He can't figure out why people don't like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he's creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason

See, I'd pronounce that more like the name Moe.

June 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

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Good job. You caught the joke in panels 3 and 4.

June 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

So I just found this comic by chance when I did a google image search for a school project... and I seriously find it hysterical. :]

June 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterleanmeanxcolleen

Awesome comic again, fits Scott's moo.

June 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterObscureCommenter

Eon said,

> Actually, MO stands for Modus Operandi.

... which means "mode of operating."

September 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEric

No, MO stands for Missouri, the show me state

November 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Linz

Black on yellow reverse reflective 3m laminate sign reads: Beware! Falling Mistress Ahead 300m"
or "NTSB Investigates maintenance record of crashed private G-6 Mistress," Reuters...ticktickticktick

July 17, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersigma

I... really have to try this. The devil on my shoulder thanks you.

July 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTe

I'm now laughing out loud.

October 31, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterqwerty

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