How to Receive a Shocking Truth

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GHAAH! Now I can't get that out of my head. So completely, utterly, terribly, horrifyingly true!

April 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTometheus

No Scott! No!! Why?! Shut up!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

April 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVictoria

So vile...
Yet so true...

But, but Bugs Bunny was Warner Bros not Disney. Highly confused.
But on the subject of "the Truth" I think I can only say... "Meep Meep Meep Meep!"

April 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMegamanic

Well done Mr. Meyer. Now I can sleep knowing some one else has that same ridiculous fantasy.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAzriel

chungchungchungchung
CHUNGCHUNGCHUNGCHUNG!!!

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

I...I feel so naked, so bare. All my boyhood fantasies revealed!!! Scott, you're awful...and yet, correct.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

GAH.

Why must you reveal that many young boys were bi-curious as a result of Bugs Bunny in drag?

IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersleepygamer

WOW. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEnzo

I understand the premise and it's fall off chair hawk up a lung and both kidneys hilarious
BUT
for the record ....
I don't find cartoon animals hot. I prefer cartoon women - like Red from those Tex Avery toons (video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8039477657790445932), Little Annie Fanny (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Annie_Fanny) and of course Betty Rubble dressed up like Betty Page (http://www.2guys1beer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/betty__rubble_.jpg).
Here's some more hot cartoon women (http://www.2guys1beer.com/hot-cartoon-characters/2008/06/10/), folks, so go ahead and rub one out!

What's the first shocking truth anyone remembers that made their mind reels?
Me first - Peppermint Patty and Marcy - really weren't gay - they were just homely lonely girls who both pined after the unattainable Charlie Brown (who pined after an unattainable little red haired girl) - imagine Grey Gardens for the pre-school set.

First shocking truth? Songs on the radio were NOT sung by actual people standing in the studio. I was a slow child...

Or does it have to be about cartoons?

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLolaBaby

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I didn't realize his boss was a furry.... interesting.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFRS

Bugs Bunny in drag was not as hot as Lola Bunny, though. Although, Lola Bunny probably doesn't count, in the long run.
May I just say that that last throwaway line was perfect. The crown jewel on an already remarkable piece of craftsmanship.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGarrett

You really only need to worry if you're turned on by Elmer Fudd in drag.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGrinningSkull

Is it wrong to admit that I'm a little aroused by this observation???
Just asking... Thats all...

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterB1

I was numbingly shocked when I found out professional wrestling was real.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTaylor

Bugs in drag? All of you are SICK. SICK, SICK, S-I-C-K!!! But Jessica Rabbit is definitely HOT!

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSquiddrick McCloud

DAMN YOU, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD!

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNice One Scott

I've got to stop reading this at work. Laughing out loud til I cry is starting to annoy some of my co workers. The crazy part is, Rick is right! Gah! I hate you!

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

He didn't say Bugs Bunny was Disney. I kind of thought that was the point (maybe a point), that Warner Bros rabbit in drag was hotter than Disney's female characters.

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

First shocking truth, realized in First Grade when I was punished by both teacher and parents for something another child did: "Life Isn't Fair."

April 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZedolor

Wow, not bad dude!

RT
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April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Bean

I must have told you the story about when I worked on The Big Red Boat and they had the Looney Toon Characters on board. I opened my door one night and Bugs Bunny was there, and I probably told you the rest if not I am sure you can figure it out, by the way it was not drag, she is all woman!!!!

April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike G

wayne's world reference?

April 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkjell

Is there some unmentionable reason why I don't find "Bugs in drag" at all upsetting? I mean Bugs was, as we say, a wild and crazy guy. Intelligent too.

April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMattF

The first panel is great. I'm going to start using "load" as a suffix.

April 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMickTheebs

I HAD to look up the bit about the xylophone teats. I entered "mickey xylophone pig" and immediately got the image - http://www.cartoonreviewsite.com/series/mm/sw120.jpg

I snorted for a good 20 minutes when I read that line. Oh, and "The truthload's already on deck!" That's gonna be a keeper!

April 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

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Hey Wayne?
Yeah Garth?
When you were a kid, did you watch Looney Tunes a lot?
Yeah.
Did you ever think Bugs Bunny was hot when he dressed like a girl?
No. [he thinks about it and laughs harder] No.

And this, I have to figure, might've inspired this comic. Otherwise, I guess demented minds just think alike. But anyway, Bugs Bunny isn't even a Disney character, so it's apples to oranges.

October 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarty

Heh. This one had me in stitches. Nice build-up and delivery.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!

November 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRadien

I will do you one better. Neither Lois Lane or Lana Lang are as hot as Jimmy Olsen in drag, I have proof! http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=29&Itemid=46&limitstart=20

http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=1

July 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGregory Bogosian

Bugs-in-drag built the foundation of a lifetime of kink. Happily -- or not -- Barry Bostwick built the rest of the building. Of kink.

July 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTe

But none of them are as hot as the cat that Pepe LePew was always after.

May 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterByron Black

"Cause I'm about to drop a truth-load!," not quite as good as "Cause I'm gonna truth you up!"

July 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStacheMan

""Cause I'm about to drop a truth-load!," not quite as good as "Cause I'm gonna truth you up!""

Yeah, but it compensates with gratuitous innuendo.

November 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAtari

True story: I once made a list of the Top Ten Hottest Cartoon Babes. One of them was Bugs Bunny in drag.

I am filled with shame.

December 27, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteruwg

Wow, those are some vigorous knee-jerk reactions. So you guys really can't handle the truth, but at least you got a thigh work-out from it.

July 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArchive Binging

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