i feel a great disturbance in the Force...as if an entire reader-base laughed heartily, then were suddenly silenced with a cough.

*bwah*! Those things looked so d*mned awesome when I was a kid... but I have the least martial mind in the history of ever.

Lol, when I saw the 1st panel I thought *hey, those look like the uniforms the Imperial commanders wear on Star Wars*, then when I got to panel three and my suspicions were confirmed, I thought *Ok, how bad is it that that was the first thing I noticed?*

I'm sorry, but the most dangerous animal is a Cucco from the Legend of Zelda games. They don't even need guns

For those who think building a giant gunwielding elephant robot is too much effort, here are steps for a simpler weapon of equal devastating unstoppability:

Step 1: Take a hat.
Step 2: Add rockets to said hat.

@Amanda,
You are not the only one who thought that. in fact I was expecting him to use something like a pufferfish with a gun instead of the deathstar.

I love how the lackey on the left does nothing but look baffled for the last half of the comic.

You know, I never thought I'd hear an idea for a dangerous animal more absurd than Batman's "Sparrow with a machine gun" but you sir, have won.