How to Create a Weapon That Is Devastating and Unstoppable

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i feel a great disturbance in the if an entire reader-base laughed heartily, then were suddenly silenced with a cough.

May 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterpiscesmended

*bwah*! Those things looked so d*mned awesome when I was a kid... but I have the least martial mind in the history of ever.

July 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTe

Lol, when I saw the 1st panel I thought *hey, those look like the uniforms the Imperial commanders wear on Star Wars*, then when I got to panel three and my suspicions were confirmed, I thought *Ok, how bad is it that that was the first thing I noticed?*

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

I'm sorry, but the most dangerous animal is a Cucco from the Legend of Zelda games. They don't even need guns

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari

For those who think building a giant gunwielding elephant robot is too much effort, here are steps for a simpler weapon of equal devastating unstoppability:

Step 1: Take a hat.
Step 2: Add rockets to said hat.

November 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRogueposter

You are not the only one who thought that. in fact I was expecting him to use something like a pufferfish with a gun instead of the deathstar.

December 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterOuzo

I love how the lackey on the left does nothing but look baffled for the last half of the comic.

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

You know, I never thought I'd hear an idea for a dangerous animal more absurd than Batman's "Sparrow with a machine gun" but you sir, have won.

August 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterT'Lema

Guns don't kill people, ostriches with guns do.

Had to make it "original".

August 20, 2014 | Unregistered Commenter#ZoraLink
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