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i feel a great disturbance in the Force...as if an entire reader-base laughed heartily, then were suddenly silenced with a cough.
*bwah*! Those things looked so d*mned awesome when I was a kid... but I have the least martial mind in the history of ever.
Lol, when I saw the 1st panel I thought *hey, those look like the uniforms the Imperial commanders wear on Star Wars*, then when I got to panel three and my suspicions were confirmed, I thought *Ok, how bad is it that that was the first thing I noticed?*
I'm sorry, but the most dangerous animal is a Cucco from the Legend of Zelda games. They don't even need guns
For those who think building a giant gunwielding elephant robot is too much effort, here are steps for a simpler weapon of equal devastating unstoppability:
Step 1: Take a hat.Step 2: Add rockets to said hat.
@Amanda,You are not the only one who thought that. in fact I was expecting him to use something like a pufferfish with a gun instead of the deathstar.
I love how the lackey on the left does nothing but look baffled for the last half of the comic.
You know, I never thought I'd hear an idea for a dangerous animal more absurd than Batman's "Sparrow with a machine gun" but you sir, have won.
Guns don't kill people, ostriches with guns do.
Had to make it "original".
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