How to Create a Weapon That Is Devastating and Unstoppable

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IMPOSSIBLE! Unless they use a rope. - Awesome.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIsaac

I don't know, Your ideas have the tendencies to be really dangerous...

great comic!

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichael

Of course, elephants with guns are most powerful when supported by chickens... with guns.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterInnominate

Which is exactly why they won at the battle of Hoth.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoshua3886

Gentlemen, what is the second most deadly animal?
That's right, a chicken with a gun!

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRaves

oh and giant floating triangles! Can't forget about the giant floating triangles.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRaves

Which is why they were defeated on the forest moon of Endor

Which is exactly why.... nope, don't know...

Great comic Scott!!

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterReader

They were actually based on the shipping crate loading cranes you can see along the docks in Oakland. The TIE's are based on the two plane catamaran's that sail around the bay too. Lucas used to spend a lot of time just hanging out on the shore.

True story.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGregory

Priceless. This will strike fear - fear and awkwardness - into our enemies.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDizzley

Why didn't they put this in the Trilogy? It makes me feel all warm inside.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteramber

Brilliant! This is going to be one of my all-time favourites ...

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSchtepf

Best strip ever. Looking forward to seeing this scene in The Empire Strikes Back - Director's Cut.

Make the soldiers armor white. "That way all the fire will be drawn away from us."

That makes SO much sense, now.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJon M

[...] Heh. [...]

[...] Heh. [...]

In all seriousness, I think the most dangerous animal is the mosquito -- for spreading malaria. But I wouldn't base a weapon on it.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTom Flapwell

I don't normally post on forum sites... but this one was worth it. Panel 3, my new favorite basicinstructions panel of all time- I totally didn't see that coming.
Nicely done.

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterarin

This mosquito of yours, could it be equipped with guns?

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterscott

rofl, awesome. What else can we add guns to??

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnemone

Innominate : I believe that's 'Chickens in choppers' and 'COWS with guns'!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlaxiom

Something like this happened in the novels. :)

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSkywardShadow

Vastly increase size of mosquito, attach blasters, and you get this: http://www.vegatransports.com.au/starwars/OTC/xwing_ywing_leaving_yavin.jpg

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDefekt

'Unless there's a battle in some snowy environment.'
'What are the odds for that?'
nice, Scott. Very nice. Do you live near Nebraska? There's this fluffy white crap that falls from the sky this time of year, and i don't know what the f*ck it is . . . .

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIzzy

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November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTwitted by rglasser27

@ innominate

Cows hate your freedom. Terrorists are cowards and cowards starts with 'cow' - Steven Pastis

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJack

I want a shirt with a gun-wielding elephant on it...

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPatrick

This is my absolute favorite till date - I liked it so much that I actually made the effort to setup Gravatar for this site and make my first comment!

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterno.good.at.coding

I want a gun-wielding elephant with a shirt on it...

November 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason

I want a welding gun in the shape of an elephant with a shirt wrapped around it.

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGnounc

"I want a shirt with a gun-wielding elephant on it…"

And "guns don't kill people, elephants with guns kill people" under it.

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJordan

I hate to say it Scott, but the three comment combo ended by Gnounc made me laugh as much as the strip did.

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

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November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEpiphanies » Thought Spi

You're welcome sam. ;)

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason

...Moff Meyer...

November 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRick

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November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTwitted by britmic

I join the masses of amazed readers at your genius :)

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrancesc

*another middle aged geek chimes in*

I loved it! That battle makes a lot more sense now!

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterac

hahaha Thanks Tom

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterQtorrents

On an entirely unrelated note, is it just me, or have most of the comics in the archive disappeared in the past few days? I'm not seeing any images earlier than Sep. 1 of this year (and that's the only one until October).

November 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteuard

Ugh -- the database appears to be having issues, which means the category of "comics" is currently missing. Which makes the comics themselves all disappear.

Working on it. Ugh.

November 22, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermissy

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