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I'd buy that story ... actually, I'd like to see it on Showtime
My heart is now warmed.
I'm going to schedule a dentist visit first thing in the morning. Recurring. Every month.
Scott, you are a sick, demented soul. I'm laughing so hard,.. my side hurts and tears blur my vision. Just what I needed to pick me up on a Monday morning. Thanks.
Grinding! A vision I can't remove. Thanks.
LOL There's a small round spot on the roof of my mouth that's tingling now.
I'm off to brush my teeth . . . with fluorine-enriched toothpaste . . . and flossing . . . and using mouthwash . . . .
@Atheismo:Mine to... should I be calling a doctor?
BWAHAHAHHAHA...I read this comic after returning from getting 2 crowns put on this morning. Awesome.
the one thing I hate about Scott's work is that drinking coffee and it dont mix. Still think your the funniest guy online
Was it easier to deal with before The Other Scott sent so many of us your way last year?
I still think the previous re-run was funny enough to see again.
Within one week of seeing your comic, I'd read the entire archive, and had this bizarre idea that I actually knew you. Like some semi-demented neighbor that never fails to entertain.
The pose of the woman in the first and last bit there always makes me think of the Chicken Lady sketches done by The Kids In The Hall.
Oh, man. xDDD Geez...
Ehem, anyways, I think I'll be using "I withdraw my previous statement." in conversations from now on.
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