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I used to sleep with pepper spray(for the older brother) and a large shoe(for the equeally large spiders), so don't let those people get you down!
Where do you live izzy, that has spiders that big? I need to know so that I may never visit there!!!!
I work 11pm-9am so the art of napping (without guilt even) has been mastered by me:)
I used to nap on the skytrain home from my night job! It was fun!
I used to nap on the bags of flour at work while the ovens heated. If sleeping at 4am counts as napping.
When I work supporting the Nuclear Refuel Floor, I frequently sleep up to 6 hours a shift.
Jason.... That is rather disturbing. Something about you sleeping while working in a Nuclear Thingy seems... Wrong
Man, no one else thought that "I could be the laziest person ever, if I just applied myself" was pure comic gold? (I know I edited that, the same point still applies). Great stuff, man.
And here I thought the blunt object was for knocking himself out...
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