How to Purchase a Flashlight

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Reader Comments (14)

I read the title as Fleshlight, LOL

January 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSome_Guy

Freud would have a field day...

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

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March 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNobody important

hey, don't knock head lamp flashlights. just hang out with people who do a lot of camping to avoid weird looks.

April 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterisen

but what about head lamp fleshlights?

August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKorbl

I heard a female stand-up comedian make the same joke as the one implied in the last panel. She used the comparison to make fun of short men. The only difference is that surprisingly, you didn't mention "size" when you referenced the keychain... hmmm.

October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRadien

OK... this was FUNNY!!!

November 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterClaudeTheWonderCat

If I ever had the conversation from panel 3 with anyone, i would have to follow up with a, "So don't fsck with me!!!"

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

I bet you that comedienne would have had a field day with "flesh light".

April 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfairywaif

Yeah... flesh light headlamp

July 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterxcmmnctd

Flesh light headlamp? Thats just wrong, and oh so...interesting. :P

July 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRhys

I think it's creepy that the ad for this comic was for a flashlight...

August 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternihil1234

A) Re-reading the whole comic and replacing "flashlight" with "fleshlight" makes an entirely new comic, and even funnier

B) I think I remember seeing this comic posted in CPF a while back

C) who needs 100 LEDs in their fleshlight?

D) why would you admit to being able to use a keychain sized fleshlight?

October 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJim

pane| 1 was the funniest.

May 16, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterme

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