How to Insult Someone Without Offending Them

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Reader Comments (16)

It's in the Geneva Convention. You can say whatever you want about a person after saying, "with all due respect."

February 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdewfish

first, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! poop poop. that's my brother.
second, this was posted on meh birthday!

February 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterizzy_wolfe_13

With all due respect, no one cares.

May 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFred

"With all due respect" ranks right up there with "For what its worth"

November 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Linz

Another good one: "All I was trying say is that..."

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

Or the southern belle version, "Bless 'er heart, but..." You can get away with (character) murder with that phrase.

April 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfairywaif

The last panel made me laugh SO hard!!!

"You smell like poop poop" just killed me! :D

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCamika

Wow, I just realized Scott's workplace is extremely casual. I mean, a plain t-shirt and a hoodie are allowed, yet somehow the boss has to wear a suit.

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterADSF

nah the bos is simply a suit type

November 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBig Hands

I disagree. Mullets and suits do not mix.

December 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCasual Friday

sure they do! they're business in front, and party in the back!

February 6, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermitch gustav the robot

poop poop!

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

I neither want to "do" that business, nor go to that party.

March 10, 2013 | Unregistered Commenter4eyez

Poop poop...:)

April 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterqwerty

Poop poop = comedy gold

May 4, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterqwerty

Panel 4 almost made me destroy my keyboard!!

July 19, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAngMoran
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