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I've seen your comics from time to time on Digg or Stumble but never looked at all of them until recently. I went from comic 1 to this one (view website) and had to stop to email you. First, let me set up the scene... I'm in the middle of my class here at college... the second panel of this comic made me lol (for real)... and I'm really embarrassed now. I with I had some basic instructions on how to suppress laughter when it would be embarrassing to do so. I'm sure you get these emails all the time, but I really wanted to thank you for all of these comics, they are funny! Thanks for reading your fan mail.
I'm in a similar situation to Tyler - I'm at work, reading your comic. (I'm, um, waiting for my code to compile. Yeah, that's right. Compiling.) I hit panel 2 and cracked up, just as my boss was walking by. Luckily I was able to suppress my mirth long enough for him to pass out of view.
THAT is the best kind of comic.
I think I woke up my neighbors here in Bangkok by laughing when I read about the cat vomiting ring tone. Classic.
"Because it came from your pants."
awesome line is awesome.
This is the first thing I've seen in ages that's made me cry with laughter. I want that ringtone now.
Panel #2 made me spray ginger ale out of my nose. I should never try to drink anything while reading this strip.
Cat-puke ringtone. I have a co-worker that would be perfect for.
Absolutely hilarious. Pants!
I heard that "glump, glump" noise yesterday, and that sound effect is spot on. This comic is frigging fabulous.
I just learned the hard way not to drink water while reading this comic.
Panel two almost destroyed my keyboard.
This is pure win! GLUM GLUMP!
I'd just like to tell you that the second panel was hilarious. That was the first spittake the internet ever made me do.
Now to mop my floor.
No webcomic has even come close to making me laugh out loud as often as yours has on average
My hat's off to you, amazing sir
Genius - a cat vomit ringtone.
I'm wondering why you had a sound recording of your cat vomiting just lying around?
There was an earlier comic where he was going to make a cat-vomit alarm clock until his wife talked him out of it, remember? That's probably when he made the recording.
Wow, I better stop for now. This one made me laugh harder than the one where I cried.
Panel 2 wins! I am so glad I was sitting here alone with no one to witness me laughing my head off. Well, I take that back. My cat's here and is looking at me like I'm insane. At least he's not going "Glump, glump'!
I was already trying to avoid loud laughter when I started panel two, because the reference to the previous comment amused me. Then there was "Because it came from your pants."
But I think it's the "glump glump" coming from your pocket that killed me.
wow! you finnaly found an utility for that recording...
you still can use it for an alarm in your phone!
customizing the ring-tone remember me the time i had my first phone with poliphonics ring-tones (is like this in english? poliphonic ring-tone i think is a file like uh... let me see... SNES audio...).
my first customized ring-tone was the imperial march \o/
now i create my ring-tones with my mp3 music... it's so easy to make that it lost the fun of make it...
Just like everyone else, I almost died at panel 2 (read: laughing so hard I almost suffocated). I'm going through and reading all of your comics in order, and I'm about to share this one with every person I know who has a cat.Thank you for all of these comics, they're friggin awesome. :)
Only a few years late, I'd like to add myself to the distinguished list of people who read panel 2 and very nearly didn't survive to tell the tale. And it's not even the first time I've read it. Absolutely hilarious :)
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